- HEADLINES: New Regiment Officially Raised
- EDITORIAL “Too many OF EVERYTHING.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 16th Mass PvP Event - CANCELLED FOREVER
- ORDERS: *
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WHITEHAVEN I.L.- The new Regiment numbered as 55th and connected with Whitehaven has officially been raised just yesterday. They consist of 2 active members and 1 who recently got their ass grounded by mom so that kinda sucks. Oh well. Lead by Benergy09
Irishkaiser - An indeed pressing matter as for the lack of attendance during the past few weeks from not just drills but even a TRADE RUN is that we have just realized is that our clan is spread too thin all over the globe. On paper, we should be functioning pretty normally but our timezones and considering the fact that we are the most diverse clan on Shotbow(OI VEY, ANTI-SEMITE) have recently made it very difficult to mass together in one spot.
One factor of this is that our latest member, Seven07, comes from Europe, adding to the “European” baggage of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company. The group that just gathers but is never active in the trade runs.
Proposals to turn the Asian members into gatherers and the American-European members into field members have been taken into consideration. However, it pushes Trade Run time by about 6 hours at Lunch in American Time.
Another proposal is to just recruit more members but considering our state, we’re pretty much perfect in terms of numbers.
Third proposal. Kick off some members and recruit others. Not a chance.
FIRST TIME A TRADE RUN HAS BEEN CANCELLED OUT OF LACK OF MEMBERS. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY. I COMMIT… SEPPUKU…
At least we found out what really happens. People go to sleep before we start.
1) Trade Run incomplete. COMMIT SUICIDE.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
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