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- EDITORIAL “The Winds of Change and the Band Aids on the Cancer Patient.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 16th Mass PvP Event - FUCKING FINALLY
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ASPERMONT W.L.- PM, apply, whatever. I don’t care as long as you build good. Most of Shotbow, even their official builders, couldn’t pass our standards even if they were competent because of their fantasmagoric shit reinforced by their circlejerk.
Irishkaiser - MineZ is changing again and if we are not aware of what is going on the consequences could be dire. The admins go on about how they’re watching over MineZ now but reports coming to me suggest that they only do it for SUICIDE SATURDAY and watching over their premium friends while ignoring reports from other people. If this were true, it is simply band-aids on a cancer patient. This has HAPPENED before and Shotbow has always did everything that was all style with little substance, even their most recent failure MineZ 2 in which their youtube puppets and shills reinforced it to everyone that it was the greatest game ever. But the fault would not lie in them as it would us. FOOL US ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. FOOL US TWICE. SHAME ON ME… FOOL US THRICE. COMMIT SEPPUKU.
The South has changed as well. The whole fighting style seems to be completely different. Whether this was premiums changing styles and strategy or whatever, even the White regulars seemed to be affected. They seem a lot less trustworthy of people now and more… Stupid. Probably the result of racemixing with premiums. They were still intelligent enough and are still our best costumers and friends, but they too are evolving. For the better, I hope.
Once again WE must evolve and we must CHANGE and ADAPT. It is what we’ve done all these past years to come out on top and we’ve done it all the time. No matter what, remember our motto is: NIHIL NOCET NOBIS / Nothing can harm us
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Chain Set
4 Iron Swords
2 Infinity Bows
In value exchange for
20 Health Potions
The group started off with 5 people and 2 Scouts but was intercepted by a hacker. The inexperience of the group with the hacking perk called “NoHurtCam” created an illusion of invincibility that to the caravan - looked like he wasn’t taking any damage. In an attempt to disperse only Benergy got away. Undismayed, the group simply regeared and proceeded to do it again. The hacker left but started coming on his premium and regular accounts to accost the group. Avver reported that no admins came on that day even though he said he saw them on the lobby talking with people while awaiting a login. Meanwhile, the caravan encountered other premiums and fought them off surprisingly well with guy762 regaining his honor by standing and landed good shots on a premium attacker.
This was also one of the rare times the Company sold all the way from Somnia to Geuten and even Castle Cole. A last bitter fight between multiple premiums and some regular alts of premiums was fought in Geuten before draining of resources forced the Company to retreat without losses.
The Directory lauds the valiant efforts and cohesion of the group in spite of the difficulties and disadvantages and in particular Hotcock007 for his services and sacrifice.
This is also the first trade run in which Lieutenant_Joe returned to provide much-needed reinforcements and manpower to the group.
Team The Army of Old Virginia:
Team 93rd Regiment of Virtues
The two teams started off in the Southern bank of Arbreton where the Army of Old Virginia was tasked with defending the bank from a 93rd crossing. The 93rd ran straight for the middle but were stopped short under heavy fire from the Virginian MUSKETS. Hotcock007 of the 93rd bravely closed in to prevent them from using their marksman superiority and grappled to the roof of the gates. He successfully ambushed Guy762 who was unprepared for a melee with him. Sahlgutmir realizing Hotcock outflanked them proceeded to chase Hotcock. ArgoArcher used this as an opportunity to break through the gates which was now undefended by a distracted VIRGINIAN. Bitter fighting forced Sahlgutmir to retreat from the walls to the bridge where ArgoArcher over-extended himself and was defeated by Sahlgutmir’s superior swordsmanship. Hotcock came just a little bit late as he came in just when ArgoArcher just died but Sahlgutmir did not have enough time to reconstitute himself.
Hotcock chased Sahlgutmir until he was defeated easily.
Switching sides, the Army of Old Virginia was now tasked to retake the walls from the victorious 93rd. Attacking in a flanking maneuver to avoid the town walls, the Army of Old Virginia was quickly bogged down because the build was incomplete(lol, my bad). The 93rd Regiment shifted quickly to their enemy’s maneuver and stopped them there. Sahlgutmir was killed as he tried to get over the top roof via grapple but the place was unfinished so he was open and exposed to enemy fire and sword and was subsequently killed in his attempt.
Guy762 was lagging behind and was outnumbered and eventually killed shortly thereafter. The 93rd held the Southern bank of Arbreton.
FORCED TO RETREAT TO THE MOUNTAINS WITH OVERWHELMING ELEMENTS OF THE 93RD CROSSING THE RIVER, THE BATTERED ARMY OF OLD VIRGINIA MADE A FINAL STAND ON THE MOUNTAIN PASS NORTH OF ARBRETON. The 93rd started on the side facing Arbreton while the Army of Old Virginia stationed themselves on the side facing Lazerville.
Both sides used the mountains, but the rough terrain neutralized the 93rd’s advantages(roleplaywise, let’s say it was numbers) and the Army of Old Virginia fell upon the 93rd forces with their commander Hotcock007 committing suicide because he did not wish to be captured. The line was stabilized and enemy advanced contained. The Army of Old Virginia’s Honor was preserved when reinforcements shortly came after and ousted the invaders from Arbreton. Gott mitt uns.
1) Trade Run complete. COMMIT SUICIDE.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
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