- HEADLINES: Looking for Builders - Photon is a Bitch
- EDITORIAL “Wearing the term Racist as a Badge of Honor.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 16th Mass PvP Event - FUCKING FINALLY
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ASPERMONT W.L.- I CONTRIBUTE MORE BY BEING AFK THAN THIS NIGGER DOES THROUGHOUT HIS ENTIRE ONLINE HOURS.
Irishkaiser - In many places and organizations, the term “Nazi” is used as a derogatory term and the term “racist” out there is used to ruin someone’s reputation. People say these things in an attempt to justify their own evils and vices, no matter how blatantly stupid their original position was.
Not in here - in here we use the term RACIST as a BADGE OF HONOR. In here: Hitler is a compliment and Nazi is a good thing. The ability to discern differences and make decisions based on those truths is a hallmark of intelligence. The man’s boldness must be rewarded and he should be trusted, though that does not exclude him from responsibility since he just made responsibility surely on him.
Boy, I sure am just rehashing stuff nowadays.
The Directory announces that it cancelled this week’s trade run to conduct research on the state of MineZ, with the South in mind in particular.
Reports coming in state that South MineZ is an increasing cesspool of cancer and premiums. The battlefield has changed as well simply because the South is flooded with white alts of premiums who were banned in Stupid Saturday - that is one of the many reasons why there’s an increase of nervousness and kill on sight. The group reported no encounter of a hacker that day throughout though some minor nuances were cried in chat, but a DDoSer who, according to the group, for about 3 hours began harassing players including the research group and DDoSing them.
No admins were seen to moderate or patrol the server within those 3 hours to control the situation. Quick out of the gate but fades in the stretch.
Another report though I don’t find it weird is this new slogan people shout called “Gorilla Gonrel” or whatever it was… I don’t know why they’d go crazy over something like that, whatever it is.
There are still however a good number of people who are diamonds in the rough. People obviously still talked about the controversial figure Irishkaiser who some believed wasn’t banned and of course their opinions on Irishkaiser seemed to be mixed, but I am still everyone’s favorite legendary sexist and racist. Oh and rapist.
The report reached the conclusion that due to the RACE-MIXING, it is hard to discern whites from banned premiums at first sight unless you talk to them or see how they move their feet
It has also reached the conclusion that you need an admin in handy since they don’t necessarily patrol as often as they claimed. That you need to be wary around players no, all kinds since you can’t tell if they’re premium or TRUE WHITES.
Recommendations include having an open line of communication with an admin and more stricter requirements for trade run group.
Team 222nd and Useless(LJ):
Team 93rd Regiment of Virtues
The two teams started off in the Arbreton Watchtower with 222nd as defenders and 93rd as attackers. Unfortunately for the 222nd, not only were they inferior in ping considering more than half the team of the 93rd lived on the West Coast, the 222nd also had USELESS JOE.
The 222nd tenaciously held the tower though Cereal was starting to panic as soon as the 93rd was seen flanking around back, somewhat osing cohesion. The group however maintained a superiority of fire and was on the winning tip of damage output except for Lieutenant_Joe. ESPECIALLY LIEUTENANT_JOE.
Lieutenant_Joe was tasked with watching out for incoming attackers inside the door but was killed by Hotcock in a bold maneuver. Hotcock pulled out before reinforcements came in. Realizing the danger of the situation, the 222nd prepared to fight in a break out action but Cereal was killed during the attempt and Irishkaiser was killed shortly thereafter. No losses to 93rd.
Switching sides, the 222nd became the attackers and the 93rd the defenders. The 222nd advanced and fought bitter resistance at the front. Lieutenant_Joe fuck up McGee advanced further from the group and was subsequently killed. GunOverdose however was killed in retaliation in the open.
The 93rd caught the 222nd in disarray after Gun’s death, trying to reform and charged them with speed killing Irishkaiser in the chase. A long drawn out fight was had between Cereal and the survivors and Cereal held up well but attrition forced defeat as Cereal had little to no potions left in the ensuing melee.
Warping to Warped Ruins the two teams prepared to fight in the open. The 93rd, seeing that being caught in the open would result in their defeat immediately retreated and ran away but people got lost. Forced to warp them back to Warped Ruins to force them to fight and prevent long-drawn out battles since it was getting late, the two teams were forced to shoot it out.
Lieutenant_Joe once again was the only thing holding the 222nd back and it took awhile for the group to form up for a counter offensive. Once the offensive was launched, a violent charge crushed the 93rd’s line leaving Useless_Joe the only casualty. GunOverdose escaped but was defeated in an uphill chase.
1) RESEARCH COMPLETE. UPGRADE COMPLETE.
2) Next Trade Run is GrindZ.
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