- HEADLINES: Lieutenant_Joe Bitch Boy got Blasted
- EDITORIAL “Survival of the Fittest.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 20th Mass PvP Event - NOTHING.
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser attacked by the Universe.
- ORDERS: *
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ASPERMONT W.L.- For Bitchery in the Face of the Enemy, Lieutenant_Joe is given the title of BITCH BOY WHO LIKES IT UP THE ASS and he shall bear the shame until he wipes it off himself. When bitches start trippin and I know my game is slippin, so I keep on petting till they sittin'down low…
Irishkaiser - I was asked by a question from my new favorite NIECE: little Marjolein. Now to fulfill my repressed sexual fetish of being a father figure(yes, my middle name is Insanity), naturally I always wanted to be a good role model and a fount of wisdom for my pupil so I tackled it head on.
Marjolein asked, if I agreed with the slogan of “Survival of the Fittest” which many people use as a defense sometimes to justify being an asshole. I simply told Marjolein that within context, yes - but it is the most cooperative who are the most fit to survive.
Teamwork and cooperation in our level has made us build wonders and forge epics.
The Directory proudly announces that IT DID THE TRADE RUN ANYWAY. :D
IRISHKAISER WAS INCAPACITATED BY ANOTHER HEART ATTACK(bad planning as he miscalculated when his internet was getting upgraded) BUT YOU GUYS DID THE TRADE RUN ANYWAY. The only disappointment was Bitch Boy Joe for his Eternal Bitching.
The Trade Run was attacked by a premium cheater and took sometime to remove but was dealt with anyway. The group would’ve came back in but then the Shotbow servers crashed for a whole hour prompting them an honorable break off. Sadly, they didn’t sell anything but attacks by cheaters don’t count.
IN THE CONFUSION
Reason news was posted so late is because the power went off for a full 12 hours so Irishkaiser couldn’t post.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ.
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