- HEADLINES: Heal Bow Approved as Standard
- EDITORIAL “We must revise our tactics again.”
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CONSILIO S.L.- In spite of the DEFEAT inflicted upon Avver’s group by 4 premiums, Avver reported that the Heal Bow was a glorious weapon in combat and that although Guy762 and Missing performed poorly in combat - the Heal Bow made them last longer which if applied to proper members could very well change the tide of a battle quite instantaneously.
The Company has authorized gathering of Heal Bows for combat purposes and to be designated as a specialist weapon to be given to a Corpsman - a new concept alongside the Signaler.
Irishkaiser - The recent failure in a trade run described by Avver highlighted both our tactical strengths and weaknesses. The tactical strength is our learning and innovative adaption with the recent combined signals system and of course our group fighting methods.
However, some of our members are woefully under-trained and still green even after serving for over a year. The fact remains is that they rely on those who get better to cover up for them. THEY NEED TO BE PURGED.
Our tactics need revising as new threats arise in the field - the old who cannot keep up perish such as the many clans before us. We need better signals and methods of communicating and especially keeping those who still show signs of being new such as firing two grenades before the order was given and after they threats were neutralized seemed to be a high number in our ranks.
It also calls into question GrindZ players and the effect it has on members who go to MoldZ. In GrindZ, there’s a PvE South and people there don’t know jack about formation fighting as showcased by Missing. However, some have no excuse like Guy762 who after all this time still sucks and never stands and fights.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered in the first part of the Trade Run
2 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
2 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
14 Health Potions
The Trade Run started normally with many members present. Sold a couple of of objects at Grimdale and near Pravus. Unfortunately, Cereal and then Marjolein had to go - leaving Avver and Missing and Guy762 with Jakub as the Scout.
The group encountered 2 premiums but once again, the difficulty of identifying friend and foe led to fight that defeated the enemy once. Guy was noted to run around a lot and never once thinking of turning back on the enemy always showing his ass to the enemy and relied heavily on Jakub and Avver and Missing to fight. Jakub performed gallantly and served well with great distinction. Unfortunately it wasn’t enough as 2 other premiums came in to support and reinforce them. Avver said he gave general orders shouting heavily to regroup to a certain spot at least 5 times. Guy762 refused to ask where the location was and Missing sat there like a beta Asian faggot who needed to be coaxed to follow the simple order on where to regroup. After being saved by Avver again with a shot from Heal Bows(suggested by Joe), the group simply delayed the inevitable. Hard fighting happened and Avver was finally put down while Guy did nothing but kept running for his life like the bitch boy he was. Missing died like some kind of poor beta Asian faggot: not saying a word until he died.
Hours later, Avver reported to Irishkaiser who was shocked and angry at the defeat by gross incompetence of Missing and Guy762. The problem was compounded by the fact that the fight was legitimate and that by looking at the numbers, 4 premium leathers and 3 full irons and 1 leather leading to a simple defeat was a great embarrassment and gave shame. The 222nd part however put up a fight - a very good fight, but the 95th and 93rd elements performed disgracefully. Missing was somewhat understandable since he comes from MineZ 2, a place without any fights so he’s not really good at communicating or group fighting.
Irishkaiser then personally led alongside Avver a redo of the trade run and sold some more items from Grimdale to Portsmouth
2 more Chain Sets
2 More Iron Swords
2 more Infinity Bows
Lieutenant_Joe(2nd and 3rd round)
The teams start off in the Mountain Fort guarding the pass to Crowmure and Lazerville with Team Uniform the attackers and Team Rag-Tag the Defenders. Team Uniform’s eccentric leader decided to attack the fort straight through the walls to probe its defenses so he can judge his own designs to masturbate to himself. The bow fight was quite even for both sides sans Lieutenant_Joe who kept getting shot like a little bitch he is and kept taking it up the ass. Literally all that guy could ever do is take it up the ass that when we checked up on how much health potions we lost the only one who said he was out of health potions was Lieutenant_Joe.
Irishkaiser in an attempt to hide and arc his fire stuck himself under the walls and nearly killed FPSMoon. GunOverdose saw this and attempted to intercept but both sides disengaged. The battle line started to break and both sides advanced with some from both sides attacking without orders. KDSKYHAWK was killed by Irishkaiser and FPSMoon killed Lieutenant_Joe who in turn was killed by Sahlgutmir. Guy762 was killed in retaliation. In the melee however, Irishkaiser was caught separated and was killed by GunOverdose and they closed in on Sahlgutmir who was killed by Hotcock.
Switching sides, Hotcock realizing the futility of a frontal assault against the DEFENSES OF IRISHKAISER THE MAGNIFICENT attempted to go towards the mountain sides and flank. Unfortunately, the altitude made fighting ineffective for both sides and little amounts of damage were dealt if any landed. Team Uniform realizing the futility of assaulting them decided to retreat from their position and draw them in, only to counter-attack later. A swordfight ensued killing FPSMoon, Lieutenant_Joe and Guy762. Sahlgutmir with Irishkaiser’s assistance took all the kills with the final strike against Hotcock.
Teleporting to Ruins, both sides started off with a bow battle which clearly favored Team Uniform. Team Rag-Tag realizing the futility of a head on bow battle fell back in good order and snuck away to Overgrown Tomb under the waterfall. Team Uniform advanced slowly and cautiously under fire from the effective counter-arrow fire by Team Rag-Tag. Noticing how they were bunched up, Sahlgutmir advised a coordinated grenade attack which Irishkaiser organized to full effect, killing all three opponents instantaneously. During the Grenade Volley, Guy762 was noted for his nervousness in firing before the order was given and firing a second grenade after they were all killed betraying his lack of control which MUST BE PURGED.
In a Davy Jones voice, Irishkaiser simply commented: Life is cruehl. Why shud tae afterlife be any dif'rent?!
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is GrindZ.
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