- HEADLINES: UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company Exits MineZ 2
- EDITORIAL “Hellstorm - The Real Holocaust”
- TRADE US GrindZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 21st Mass PvP Event - Muh Builds
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser Plunders GunOverdose’s Heal Bow
- ORDERS: *
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ASINDIA S.L.- The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company conducted its last trade run, leaving MineZ 2, colloquially known as GrindZ, after some deliberation regarding members' quality and operational functionality on the battlefield such as Missing’s infamous silence in communication leading to a disaster near Consilio.
Missingyes used the final trade run to assert himself more, being encouraged to be bullied by the other members to make him stand up for himself. Missing’s insults and comebacks were horrible and insulted his intelligence more than we could ever make fun of him.
Irishkaiser - Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered in the first part of the Trade Run
5 Pristine Chain Sets
5 Iron Swords Pristine
2 Diamond Swords
in value exchange for
Somewhere around 2 inventory’s worth, I didn’t count.
Final GrindZ Trade Run. Was somewhat forgettable other than bullying Missing. That was a fun… Beta asian faggot.
FPSMoon(2nd and 3rd round)
The teams start off in the Mountain Fort guarding the pass to Crowmure and Lazerville with Team Away being the defenders and Team Home the attackers. A short bow battle and confusing firefight lead to an early death for Irishkaiser who was shocked and surprised that his connection was really shit that day. Spurred on by the death of Irishkaiser, Team Away broke from the safety of their fort and faced Team Home in the open which lead to the death of GunOverdose but ultimately the death of every member of Team Away.
Switching sides, Team Home became the defenders and FPSMoon was forced to switch sides since GunOverdose had to leave. FPSMoon was sort of having trouble coordinating himself properly since he’s new but Irishkaiser and Sahlgutmir maintained good unit cohesion at first. Upon the death of Matthewaga, the two teams were drawn to fight outside the fort, taking away Team Home’s advantage but put up very good resistance. Irishkaiser killed FPSGalaxy despite his 3-bar connection but was killed by Cyclone and Sahlgutmir was killed shortly thereafter by Cyclone as well.
Teleporting to the ruins near Yongton, the two teams started off with Team Home doing a flanking maneuver and Team Away playing defensive. A short lag spike was experienced by both Irishkaiser and Sahlgutmir which nearly lead to disaster. Irishkaiser was killed but his killer was murdered shortly after. Sahlgutmir and FPSMoon fought and Sahlgutmir carried heavily - killing both Cyclone and Matthewaga.
Irishkaiser is shocked by the fact that he can’t keep up anymore because of is connection and is worried that it might affect his combat performance in a real trade run.
Bitch was asking for it.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MineZ
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