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    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: 222nd and 55th Awarded for Merit under Fire

    GRIMDALE TREE B.L.- Elements of the 222nd and the 55th distinguished themselves in a trade run against a hacker yesterday by defeating him in a head on fight spurring the Company’s morale and proving true Sharpe’s words on “Can you Stand?” speech.

    Sahlgutmir and Benergy09, without any admin protection in one battle, coordinated a counter-attack and defeated the hacker. All while losing one man(BlackOverdose).

    This event has boosted the Company’s morale in the idea of, if we can take them on with superior numbers, we will eventually take them on with equal numbers. VIVE L'EMPEREUR

    • EDITORIAL “Hellstorm - The Real Holocaust”

    Irishkaiser - Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    3 Chain Sets

    4 Iron Swords

    2 Infinity Bows

    in value exchange for

    20 Health Potions

    This trade run was memorable as elements of the 222nd and the 55th distinguished themselves by defeating a hacker. The Trade Run started normally with the well-prepared group heading South, using the new signals and marching music to build atmosphere and morale.

    The hacker initially attacked the group at first but missed the opportunity and was quickly banned, the second time, the hacker attacked the group head on but was banned as well, but not before BlackOverdose was killed. Lieutenant_Joe, the scout, picked up BlackOverdose’s stuff. The Hacker attacked the third time and this time battle was joined with the deaths of BlackOverdose to a leather who was caught in the crossfire and Lieutenant_Joe to the hacker. Avver, the group leader admitted he made a mistake when he broke off from the engagement - trying to report the hacker without notifying the rest telling himself that he should be punished for COWARDICE.

    Sahlgutmir and Benergy09 fought the hacker off valiantly, assisting each other and eventually killing the hacker(without him being banned).

    Trade run continued as normal and sold out at Carmi.

    The rest of the group was noted to relax after the second death of the hacker, save for BlackOverdose, who alerted the group to the hacker’s third attack by looking south unlike the rest of the group.“ "BlackOverdose took the lead until Avver arrived, and handled about half of the preparations.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 22nd Mass PvP Event - First time for everything

    Team Los Tercios

    Irishkaiser

    ArgoArcher(1st and 2nd Round)

    TheCerealKill3r(3rd Round)

    vs

    Team DutchTC

    rexonTK

    Marjolein26juli

    Round 1

    The teams start off in Stillwater Motte with the Los Tercios the attackers and the DutchTC the defenders. A sustained firefight was encountered at the walls of Stillwater, but a poor move by Rexon caused him to be knocked outside the walls forcing Marjolein and Rexon to abandon their relative safety and decided to give their all in an assault which resulted in ArgoArcher killing Marjolein and Irishkaiser killing Rexon.

    Round 2

    Switching sides, Team Tercios became the defenders. Team DutchTC decided to bypass the initial defense and did an overreaching flank, but was caught in their maneuvers and were being shot at in the water. A desperate frontal assault resulted in the deaths of Irishkaiser, Marjolein(killed in friendly fire) and rexonTK.

    Round 3

    Teleporting to Arbreton Bridge, the two teams were engaged in house to house fighting, particularly around the musket factory of Arbreton. Irishkaiser initially caught off guard was repeatedly heard to say “Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck” as he opened the door discovering the mass of Team DutchTC’s forces and was immediately shot away. Team DutchTC was trapped however inside the factory and were instantly grenaded out by Irish.

    Rexon, seeing the desperate and totally uneven situation decided to end the round quickly and commit suicide by detonating a grenade above him while shouting “SEPPUKU.”

    Marjolein’s first drill and she found it very fun to cooperate and fight in formation style.

    • DOMESTIC Skim retires.

    Before the fact-finding commission could get any dirt on this guy, he cunningly decides to “retire” after I was building up evidence. Dammit. Almost had the fucker… I EVEN HAD A VIDEO READY.

    • DOMESTIC UTC Signals and Bugles huge success

    Keeps the troops morale up and increases order.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Next Trade Run is MineZ

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