- HEADLINES:222nd RETURNS FOR WASTED
- EDITORIAL “Man, I hate writing editorials”
- TRADE RUNS SLOW SALES.
- COMMUNITY: EMPIRE DISCONTINUES ENTERTAINMENT
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - The progenitor group of the Company known as the 222nd Gaming Battalion returns with 3/5 of their original strength to play ShotBow’s latest gamemode: Wasted with one Enlisted still in training but awaiting further orders as soon his processes are complete.
The Sacred Kwustomaizer Corp may outfit the Battalion with effects fitting of an [?] Clan member and in conformity to freedom of creativity and the arts may allow non-members to acquire such effects.
Irishkaiser - You know what sucks? Coming up with stuff for a fake newspaper on the fucking internet for a fake company on fake video games. I mean, having to come up with something every week sure is tough work and makes me damn well appreciate those smart asses who draw bucktooth cartoons on Madison Avenue down in the South Salt.
At least it’s given you a perspective, that ideas aren’t easy to come by, let alone them being churned out every week or month and hell, those concept designers and ad men do deserve the cash they receive. Being a blue collar worker, you know the technical processes of your job and you just do it by simple rote mastery while those guys on top are stressed out by their jobs because they’re given vague orders for an ad, usually “something SNAPPY” or “needs to be POW!” by their superiors, however some though are given complete freedom of creativity and now even that’s HARDER because you have no guidance at all.
The Company successfully delivered a total of
3 Chain Sets
3 Infinity Bows
In value exchange of
18 Health Potions
Once again, because of extensive bartering, the Company failed to come up with an accurate profit turnout but the total item value is marked at 18 health potions. The caravan consisting of Irishkaiser, fartabstract, israphel233 and killahamsta traveled towards Portsmouth where sales were more brisk than usual and sold the majority of the products in a myriad of customers trying to get to the merchandise.
In the confusion of the mobs of buyers, user fartabstract left in good order. Encountering little to no bandits, the caravan ventured towards Bell Farm and then sold off the last of its merchandise. The directory commends fartabstract for once again being prudent and an excellent Company member that deserves recognition and praise. User israphel233 is noted for unusual aggression and threats of misconduct. 222nd member killahamsta is being reprimanded for trying to go AFK mid-trade run and nearly getting himself killed. He should’ve been shot…
It’s basically not worth it for me anymore until someone decides to take over.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. Everyone is on leave
2) Actually, nothing really. Fartabstract’s got everything covered. Wow…
THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.