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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: June Reforms Party held at Romero

    ROMERO, S.L.- The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company, in a DISPLAY OF ABSOLUTE POWER, MARCHED UNIMPEDED INTO THE CITY OF ROMERO, BEING GREETED BY THE POOR AND THE DOWNTRODDEN WHO IMMEDIATELY PURCHASED THEIR GOODS.

    THE COMPANY, SEEING THE CITY OF ROMERO CONQUERED FROM THE PREMIUMS PROCEEDED TO SPIKE ITS WALLS WITH THEIR HEADS AS A WELCOME SIGN TO ALL REGULAR NEWSPAWNS. LATER, THE COMPANY PERSONALLY DEVIRGINIZED NIGHT’S WATCH HQ BY STORMING IT AND HOSTING A CAKE PARTY THERE WHILE BEING READ OUT A SPEECH

    THE WHOLE WORLD IMMEDIATELY BOWED BEFORE OUR MIGHT AND EVERYONE REALIZED THEY WERE ALL WRONG AND WE WERE RIGHT AND THAT THOSE WHO OPPOSE US ONLY PUT A GUN ON THEIR HEADS. AND I ATE MY BROTHER. GOODBYE.


    • EDITORIAL “The June Reforms 3rd year Anniversary.”

    Irishkaiser - We celebrate the 3rd Anniversary of the June Reforms because we remember, unlike other groups here in Shotbow WHO IN THEIR SHAME PREFER TO FORGET THEIR HISTORY BECAUSE THEY REALIZED THEY WERE SO FUCK EMBARRASSINGLY STUPID AND SELFISH. Look at minez.net, the former enjin site. Can you access it? The admins and many others preferred they not archive because they wish to preserve the lie that they are infallible.

    Look at the many videos on YouTube that used to be there but were taken down because they COULD NOT HANDLE THE BANTZ. No - not us, we remember. We remember because WE LEARN. Unlike they, who try to bring us down, who try to fuck with us for their own selfish gain. I ask you all - where are our enemies now? Where is the Symbol of the Eternal Premium: Beast2x? Where is Juicy_One? Where is Glitchy101? Where are they? They left because they didn’t know how to survive and make the environment work for them or at least work with respect to the environment. Their genes have been wiped out.

    Where are the cunts like Shadow and Israphel who in their haughty laughter as they were kicked said that our clan was a stupid idea? Languishing in a dead-end clan, that in-fights more than the average leather fights zombies. And the many admins who thought they’re so sure of themselves and in their pride eventually as time went on, decided to adopt OUR VIEWPOINTS. Even then, as they’re blinded by their own belittling of truth by depicting us as just angry people, they will all BEND THE KNEE… OR I’LL DESTROY THEM.

    But remember, gentlemen - all of this was not just because of you alone. Remember your ancestors and those who came before you. You inherited the fruits of their work and their toil and suffering, so that you may have these privileges and prestige. The worst thing you can do is betray their memory by basking in the prestige without giving anything for the future generation of UTC members. SIEG HEIL.

    Tradition and your history are important. FOR IT IS NOT THE WORSHIP OF ASHES… BUT THE PRESERVATION OF FIRE.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    4 Chain Sets

    6 Iron Swords

    2 Infinity Bows

    in value exchange for

    26 Health Potions

    A TRADE RUN THAT SHOWERED US IN GLORY. MULTIPLE HACKERS ATTACKED BUT WE STOOD OUR GROUND AND THEY GOT BANNED. ONE OF OR MAYBE THE SAME HACKER EVENTUALLY GAVE UP AND DECIDED THAT OUR MIGHT WAS TOO MUCH AND JOINED US AS LIFE_IS_STRANGE… HE KNOWS THAT IMPERIAL ROME WOULD NOT FALL OVERNIGHT… SO HE TRIES TO JOIN AND RUIN OUR GENEPOOL INSTEAD, BUT THAT’S OK. WE WERE ALL HOMOEROTIC TO BEGIN WITH.

    THIS TRADE RUN ALSO FOUNDED THE UNKNOWN [?] TRADING COMPANY’S NAVY AND MUHREEN CORP(actual spelling).

    Also stormed, pillaged and raped every premium in Romero but those war crimes are another story… cough

    GOTT MIT UNS.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 25th Mass PvP Event - Not Yet

    lelno, Node went down again. But the good news is, we got a dynmap and built lots of things.


    • DOMESTIC Avver “The Climate Change” Mzascillo

    Caused deforestation and tsunamis in the build server.


    • DOMESTIC FORMER HACKER SIIIIIEEEEEGSPLAY FINALLY GETS IT

    SiegsPlay turns on new leaf and decided to just play with us to get in. Jesus Christ, what a pooft.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Next Trade Run is CANCELLED FOR JUNE REFORMS CELEBRATION.


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