- HEADLINES: Hotcock and Gun’s Daring Fight against Hackers
- EDITORIAL “Nepotism.”
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LOST WOODS, W.L.- A daring fight by two Company members fending off 3 attackers in the West happened after an ambush, resulting in a coordinated fighting retreat and subsequent counter-attack by two members of the 93rd. After being tricked by the hacker Leo Schmidty’s gang to ambush GunOverdose yesterday while he was invited to trading with them, the group’s next target was Hotcock.
Hotcock007 was on a mission but was intercepted by another player. Hotcock, knowing what would happen with the long stare and equipment in hand, decided to bolt it, given that he wouldn’t risk a fight because he was doing something more important. Out of nowhere, two other enemy players emerged in a chase to attack Hotcock. GunOverdose who was regeared, was alerted to Hotcock’s situation and planned to rendezvous around Castle Wayvernia. Hotcock crossed the Northern River and unleashed a volley that slowed down the enemy.
However, time was running out, as he was only one person, he could barely hold three of them off. Hotcock decided to change their rendezvouzs point to Southeast towards the Midmap. Hotcock’s well-aimed volleys TRAINED BY YEARS OF UTC PERFECTION kept the 3 in check from advancing too dangerously close as Hotcock set up a firing position in the treeline. Hotcock however started losing control and one guy managed to get up from the beach, however, Gunoverdose came just in time and knocked him back to the water, and the three attackers were pushed back North of the River. Feeling the need to kill them because Hotcock now had support, but realizing the tactical folly of crossing the river themselves, Hotcock started shit-talking to draw them in. Unfortunately, as he started shit-talking he suddenly had to go(I bet his mom called him) and the enemy was advancing. The two decided that they had enough time by the time they’d cross and just logged out together.
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Irishkaiser - Shotbow.net
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
4 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
in value exchange for
16 health potions
Fuck you, Gun. You were away. We didn’t get to sell our Goddamn Infinity Bows. Insha'Allah. Boogaert’s first trade run - I didn’t know what he did, but nobody said anything of note that made him stick out. Then again, nobody said anything of note against him
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Infinity Bow
in value exchange for
1 Cake
His name was Tornado.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
2 Cakes
Two Infinity Bows… MEANS TWO CAKES…
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
2 buttons
ONE SWORD… FOR TWO BUTTONS… PUT EM TOGETHER AND YOU GET A DICK.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Potion
in value exchange for
1 Iron Sword
UTC Delivery. Anytime. Any place. Any position. Went very far just to deliver one iron sword full dura… FOR ONE POTION. UTC LET’S GO!.
Fuck you, Universe.
WHAT ELSE IS NEW? MAY OUR NAME SPREAD FEAR.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
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