- HEADLINES: UTCMineZ Wikia
- EDITORIAL “The President is not THAT POWERFUL.”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 26th Mass PvP Event - Never.
- DOMESTIC GunOverdose cake accident.
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ASPERMONT, W.L.- DUE TO SUSPICIONS OF ADMINS FEARING US, THEY DECIDED TO TARGET EVERYTHING UTC AND WERE TOLD TO GET OFF MINEZWIKI.NET. THAT’S THE PROPAGANDA STORY ANYWAY, BUT AFTER NAVARR GOT SO BUTTHURT AND HUMILIATED, THE POSSIBILITY ISN’T RULED OUT.
New start up wiki and clan project at utcminez.wikia.com
It’s shit. For now.
Irishkaiser - Daily reminder that it’s your congressmen and senators you should vote for. The President, especially in peacetime, cannot make laws or speed them up - he can only approve of them. Even if he vetoes it, but Congress and the Senate approves of it in quick successions, he is overridden.
Also daily reminder that Bernie Sanders' platform only maximizes America’s faults instead of mitigating its failures with its bigger government. Do you think the government is reliable and trustworthy? Do you think that solving issues should mean enforcing your point on view on people instead of letting individual communities and states decide for themselves what to legalize or criminalize? Do you think that the government should handle everything in your life?
That’s for you to decide. But remember this - the bigger they are, the bigger they may rise but bigger still will they fall because they’re biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Chain Sets
6 Iron Swords
2 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
16 health potions
Trade Run that started off very late involving multiple skirmishes in the South between Scouts and geared Premiums. However, after catching on to what we were doing - the premiums disengaged and left the server, clearing the way for the caravan to trade. The caravan arrived at Grimdale and sold a few items, before moving on to Kaocho and sold nothing there. Next the caravan went to Grimdale tree which sold another sword. The group traveled to Portsmouth where they sold nearly everything out except 1 infinity bow and 3 swords. Bell Farm was the next destination, but they sold nothing. The group then traveled to Huntsgrove and met a few people who proceeded to buy an infinity bow. A premium logged in but was murdered by Avver with his BARE HANDS…
The real fun began when the caravan traveled back to Grimdale to sell the last item. There, they encountered GunOverdose’s killer who was geared in chain and iron. They proceeded to beat the shit out of him while playing X Gonna Give It To Ya. Shortly after, multiple premiums started appearing but were fended off with relative ease. The end was the best part because LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR… LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR… LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR..!
Round 1 The two teams started off in Yongton Abbey. They began with a bow fight and grenade throwing between both sides. After a while, Team Away attempted to rush. Team Home counter rushed pushing them back. After a few melee skrimishes, Team Home ended up victorious with Sahlgutmir having a kill and GunOverdose having a kill.
Round 2 Switching sides, both teams attempted to take the high ground on the church. Team Home, was just slightly quicker, and managed to push Kahluiah off the roof. However, Team Away shot Sahlgutmir leading him to fall to his death, and grenaded GunOverdose down, and finished him off with a melee rush. Team Away was victorious
Round 3 Teleporting to Arbreton, both teams charged straight at each other, however, inventory management and strategy allowed Team Home to push them back. Sahlgutmir bombarded telpo02 killing him, and Team Home rushed in to kill Kahluiah, GunOverdose finished him off.
Round 4 Due to Team Away complaining that they were flashed by their own grenade, they wanted a rematch. Again, inventory management and planning of Team Home proved to be more effiective again. With them being bombarded by grenades, they retreated. Team Home charged in again to finish them, letting GunOverdose kill both of them. Final score 3-1
He trusted a premium, now all his cakes were stolen. That’s what he gets for not being racist. RACISM RULES!
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
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