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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: GunOverdose commended for Leading Le Run Trade

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- GunOverdose took it upon himself and along with others to conduct a trade run without support from Irishkaiser or Avver or VerGath or basically anyone else, really.

    For his efforts,the Directory awards the title of HERO OF THE FEDERATION for INTENSE DUTY.


    • EDITORIAL “Goals.”

    Irishkaiser - We’ve had a steady growth from the past, but one should remember that this growth did not come out of nowhere. In fact, all of our achievements today are because one or some of us said to ourselves “We’re going to do this!”. When we declared war on the premiums and helped force the admins to change, we started with a simple statement to ourselves “This is what should happen”. Many naysayers who thought we were doing nothing, fighting nothing and working at nothing, but now see us as achievers who took the premiums and admins head on and humbled them. When we said to ourselves that the premium will be crushed, we did it. It did not happen over night, it did not happen the next day but we WORKED towards it. We had a goal and that goal was something worth working or fighting for.

    When the Company said to itself that we needed a place to practice and hone our skills, it took us many months but eventually we got it. Now we have the Drill Server, which also includes many of our fine builds.

    And now for our latest goal. I once told people before a dream… A simple IDEA… That the Company will be composed of at the very least 50 players, all working playing and fighting together as a big team. We’re 3/5 of the way there, it seems. With a large influx of new members, one can wonder just how long till we make it.

    But remember, dreams are worthless without ambition. So dream, but do not dream forever. Have a goal and direct all your energies towards working for it to come true.

    MAY MY NAME SPREAD FEAR.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    3 Chain Sets

    2 Iron Swords

    in value exchange for

    14 health potions

    Irishkaiser was supposed to join this trade run in place of Avver who had to go fishing somehere or something I don’t know. Unfortunately, for a stunning 6 hours, Irishkaiser’s power went off and he was forced masturbate to pass the time.

    The Trade Run involved two new recruits, gusblack1 and Natr who performed OK according to Gun who led the trade run. Sold out at Grimdale instantly, very quiet because of 4th of July and lack of Premyums.

    Martin also came on, so that’s good.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 28th Mass PvP Event - A little help here.

    Round 1:Lemonhope’s Army vs Mixed Gentlemen. Lemonhope’s Army: Boogaert, Natr, Makus. Mixed Gentlemen: GunOverdose, Sahlgutmir, Minecraftepic47. [7/6/2015 1:53:37 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): Location McLovinville [7/6/2015 1:56:20 PM | Edited 1:56:42 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): When the round began, Lemonhope’s Army intially tried to cross the bridge to attack the Mixed Gentlemen. However, due to the suppresion of arrows, they backed off and attempted to hold down their side. A minor bow skirmish occured and eventually Mixed Gentlemen charged at them. Lemonhope’s army was quickly overunned and died. Boogaert was shot by Gun, Minecraftepic killed Natr, Gun killed Makus.

    [7/6/2015 1:58:24 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): Round 2. Change-up in rooster. Lemonhope’s army now added gusblack1, Mixed Gentlemen added missingnose. 4v4. Location, McLovinVille.

    [7/6/2015 2:02:54 PM | Edited 2:03:25 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): Both sides sat at their towers firing away at each other. This bow fight was more longer and drawn out. Eventually, Mixed Gentlemen left their positition and crossed the river to flank Lemonhope’s Army. Meanwhile Lemonhope’s army started crossing the bridge. Mid-way on the bridge, Lemonhope’s army saw the attack coming from behind, and counterattacked. Mixed Gentlemen had died, sadly, Gun didn’t take a screenshot, AND LEMONHOPE’S ARMY APPARENTLY DON’T KNOW WHO THEY KILLED… Damnit lemonhope. No one died on Lemonhope’s side. Mixed Gentlemen all died. No way to report who killed who.

    [7/6/2015 2:03:37 PM | Edited 2:03:42 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): Round 3. Location change, Snow fort. [7/6/2015 2:04:07 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): Mixed Gentlemen were on the offense and Lemonhope’s army was on the defense. [7/6/2015 2:12:04 PM] Nick Koester (Gun): Mixed Gentlemen fired at the fort, however LemonHope’s army had a stronger suppression of arrows, and forced them to fall back. Mixed Gentlemen backed off and took to the mountains to flank, an unexpected event gave them the advantage. Lemonhope and his army LEFT THE SAFETY OF THE FORT. Leaving them exposed. Seeing this, Gun ordered a barrage of grenades upon them, missing choked and threw his early, but the barrage seemed to be effective. Slowly creeping down the mountain, Mixed Gentlemen were pinned, but managed to move toward the pathway of the mountain. Lemonhope’s army began to charge, however, the Mixed Gentlemen were prepped for it. They counterattacked, everyone scattered, and attacked with full force. Casualities intially were: gusblack1 killed his teammate Makus, Boogaert killed missingnose, Sahlgutmir killed gusblack1, GunOverdose killed Natr. It was down to a 3v1, which Boogaert fought surprisingly well in with the odds stacked against him. However, Gun managed to kill the lemonhope. Round 3 Video


    • DOMESTIC Boogaert vouched in

    “So, is like boogaert in yet?”

    “Look, I’m busy so let’s make this quick. Yes.”

    “Ok.”


    • DOMESTIC 95th Rules!

    ButterLover joins the band of the light division.


    • DOMESTIC Lieutenant_Joe got riggedy riggedy rektd son

    1 week ban from the Drill Server for Autistic Harassment.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ


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