- HEADLINES: Byesford Expedition with NO SURVIVORS.
- EDITORIAL “Put that sand in that bag.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 29th Mass PvP Event - Cancelled because of Byesford Expedition.
- DOMESTIC 12 People in Boogaert’s Boys.
- DOMESTIC MineZ Update - Cake Notice.
- DOMESTIC Dungeon Expedition every 2-3 weeks.
- ORDERS: *
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BYESFORD, W.L.- GunOverdose’s Byesford expedition had a successful turnout, unfortunately a very critical player died early on, but the expeditionary members pushed on. They were stopped near the end where they all died to something or whatever.
Lag was reported heavy on three players, which resulted in one guy DYING OF THIRST AS HE LAGGED OUT, taking with him some other poor retard who did not expect to be killed by a player zombie who died from a very rare death.
Irishkaiser - Before any of you start taking in new members, remember that we need them to be integrated to our society first. Do not repeat the same mistake certain Western nations like rape-capital of Europe Sweden has done by accepting tons of immigrants and refugees every year.
More does not always mean better. What’s the point of all that manpower if they’re all idiots who can’t do the simplest tasks? Remember to have a limit of intake with a proper interval or at least, until you can be sure that the new guys are solid members already. A clan is like a sandbag with a hole in it, and you have to fill it with with new sand to replace all the other sand that’s left or were tossed out because they were bad sand, but putting too much sand all at once with no direction or order will make it burst, scattering all that sand and the sandbag will be ruined.
Take time to learn your sands, analyze them, befriend them, make them one unit and one day you will be the SAND KING.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
in value exchange for
10 health potions
Greatu dishonor to Irishkaiser for his fairur of Powerru. His utter fairur has resurted in very row profitsu desu. As punishment for not rogging in accounts, he is sentenced to the triars of a thousand erectric shocks, so that erectricity wirr never reave him. May you arr rearn.
Sahlgutmir, who follows BUSHIDO because he is best gaijin, led the trade run. The group encountered a PEACEFUL DOMICILE HERD OF WHITES(not omitted) and sold 2/3 of their merchandise to the HERD. The caravan then traveled to Portsmouth, looking for something to kill and then encountered three premiums.
The group killed the three premium attackers, but Sahlgutmir started to lag so he began retreating. Some people weren’t in voicechat, so Sahlgutmir used an Ender Eye channel as a way to communicate commands and marched to Grimdale where they once again fell under attack.
The group began its long march to Geuten where they sold their last chain set. Dishonoraber mention to Minecraftepic for looting under fire.
Admit it. We didn’t need to cancel it.
A great big glob of nothing, so far.
You are all still authorized to gather cake. Nihil Nocet Nobis.
Not yet official, but still thinking on it. Probably. Maybe… Whatever.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
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