Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Byesford Conquered
- EDITORIAL “Byesford Adventure Debrief”
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BYESFORD, W.L.- Kill the women, rape the children, spare the men.
GunOverdose - THE COMPANY WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR THEIR COURAGE AND STRENGTH IN BYESFORD.
First, the members:
We thank you for your services in Byesford. We would like to honor:
For being part of the “Final Four” led by GunOverdose to enter the dungeon and rescue the rest who were trapped and helped complete the dungeon. We thank you for your service. The Leadership of Byesford was:
-GunOverdose (Leader of Alpha)
-Hotkek007 (Leader of Bravo)
-Sahlgutmir (Leader of Charlie)
With all of your services we survived the dungeon and gained:
-Golden apple (Labeled: “The Cure”)
-Weakness potion (Labeled: “The Cure”)
-Important Tactics and Information regarding the dungeon.
Here are the details of each run and how they went. 1st run. The first team entered the dungeon. This was the most difficult run due to the fact we had to figure everything out as we went along. Going from room to room could only be described as hell. Our first loss was Ole_Byzatine. Next being Sahlgutmir by a pigmen. With Charlie’s leader lost, GunOverdose and Hotkek had to manage the rest of Charlie and their teams at the same time. After beating the first few rooms, we arrived in the warehouse. This ended up being done very slow and costly due to threat of death and the challenges ahead. While doing it, two players lagged out, one being GreyWolf64 who ended up dying of dehydration, and murdered guy762. Although it was a loss of two men, it surprisingly boost the morale of the survivors watching GreyWolf64’s zombie tear guy762 limb from limb apart. With all the puzzles done we entered the “Gates of Hell” described in such a way because of the death and sacrifice needed to do it. Three players ran into Animal Contaiment, ArgoArcher, GunOverdose, and Minecraftepic47. After being forced to retreat due to the amount of pigmen, they falled back and lost ArgoArcher to a pigmen. GunOverdose and minecraftepic47 went in again and managed to get the door open long enough for Lietuent_Joe, Hotkek007 and missingnose to get the other section completed. Both sides ran back to the middle and proceeded into the boss room. With 8 left, everyone spread out and began the waves. However, with supplies drained, no one made it out alive. 2nd run. The second team entered the dungeon, with Sahlgutmir not present, gusblack1 decided to be leader of Charlie and immediately died to a pigmen before entering the dungeon proving CHARLIE TEAM LEADER IS CURSED AND THE UNIVERSE HATES IRISHKAISER. Composes self They entered the dungeon this time with less loss then before. When they entered the warehouse, Lietuent_Joe lagged out and died of dehydration suffering what we now call “Grey’s Curse”, and even with Joe’s death it was done swiftly, however due to mr_peepers_creeper and guy762 unable to parkour, it pissed off a lot of the group but they eventually made it. This time, the same three went into Animal contaiment but the overwhelming amount of pigmen killed Minecraftepic47 and eventually took the lives of ArgoArcher and GunOverdose. They had to send some charlie team members in who got on the pressure plate long enough for Bravo team to enter, however, the door shut behind them leaving them trapped. With everyone else dead, they had to log off and await for rescue. 3rd Run.
The third team known as the “Final Four” went in to save the rest. Surprisingly, there was no issues and went through the beginning of the dungeon flawlessly (with minor stops for healing). When got to the warehouse, there was minor panic due to GunOverdose not knowing how to do the final part and had to go for a minute. Everyone logged off for a few minutes while the rest was figured out. They logged back in and completed one of the hardest portions WITH JUST 4 PEOPLE. However, Airmanonfire45 died trying to do a parkour jump but was honored and supported by the rest alive. Good man he was. The last three, gusblack1, ArgoArcher, and GunOverdose timed it perfectly with Bravo team (being guy762, mr_peepers_creeper and hotkek007) and completed the last section of the dungeon in less than 30 seconds… Damn. We did lose Mr_peepers_creeper but his loss was not in vain. The last 5 of the survivors entered the waveroom with memories of what happened last time. However, due to excellent coordination and planning everyone survived the wave room. Guy762 and gusblack1 lagged out, but valuable information was gained from their lagouts. The three survivors left the dungeon with ArgoArcher having the loot. HOWEVER DUE TO THE UNIVERSE NOT LETTING ARGOARCHER HAVING NICE THINGS, HE GOT KILLED ON THE WAY OUT. Hotkek007 and GunOverdose looted his corpse, got the rest and left Byesford alive to retell the tales of the hell they went through.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
4 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
4 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
28 health potions
A trade run that was originally conceived to “catch” MineZ’s peak time at around 6-8PM EST onwards. Unfortunately, what seemed like MineZ’s peak time lasted only about 30 minutes and the 4 columns you’d find on the online list somehow dissipated to 3 and eventually 2 soonafter.
Joined by elements from the 55th, 95th, 222nd and Boog’s MILITIA the trade run was conducted
It was a pretty normal trade run, only getting intensive at the end when the caravan was attacked by 3 premiums.
Team The Other Guys
Boogaert will have a video uploaded about it soon.
They’re growing fat and ugly.
Those Byesford dogs think they can get the better of me.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
3) Stop gathering cake. We’re flooded
4) Gather Diamond Swords to help Boog’s MILITIA.
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