Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Boog’s Boys still have not finished their order.
- EDITORIAL “Is the UTC losing its Qualitative Edge?”
- TRADE CSC2024 2014-15 Answer for Exam Paper.pdf CSC2024 2014-15 Exam Paper.pdf Documents Downloads Games GPUCache Mail Music nohup.out options.png Pictures Terraria Videos vimwiki Websites US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill CSC2024 2014-15 Answer for Exam Paper.pdf CSC2024 2014-15 Exam Paper.pdf Documents Downloads Games GPUCache Mail Music nohup.out options.png Pictures Terraria Videos vimwiki Websites 30th Mass PvP Event - On va leur server is down
- DOMESTIC Boog’s Boys show great disappointment
- DOMESTIC Company authorizes teaching everyone how to farm Diamond Swords.
- ORDERS: *
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^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
ORDERS
ASPERMONT, W.L.- It’s almost been a week. Great disappointment. They should all commit suicide.
Irishkaiser - We’ve replaced many of our veterans who’ve done great things and serve well and at the same time, grew bigger that we cannot spread efficiency across the entire Company without sacrificing efficiency in our current sectors with the amount of veterans we have alone.
Becoming a bigger clan means that usually, at any time, we’d have shit members too. When nobody pays attention to them because apparently - everyone is too thinly spread - the clan would contain a huge amount of useless or confused people who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
This blunts our qualitative edge, in not only in the field where our fighting style demands the need of highly disciplined players to operate, but also in our trades.
It’s been a week since boogaert’s order was taken. Where the fuck are the diamond swords? What the fuck is going on? How come nobody from even the veterans are helping them? We’ve only donated our own current diamond sword stock, but that’s not enough, apparently.
Not only that, but the fires of our revolutionary fervor and spirit that gave us a cause and reason to fight the premiums and admins which resulted in our greatness is slowly being extinguished by people who do not know what we fight for or what we defend. They have never known what a homeserver or community is, they have few if any friends who they lost due to the premiums and or admins in MineZ, in fact - it was probably their friends who caused such losses. Increasingly, we’ve been gathering a ton of premiums players as members. For a short time, our white membership increased the last couple of months and actually TURNED OUT GOOD FOR US. But now, once we increased our premium recruitment - well, what do you know. It’s starting to turn into shit again.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Sets
6 Iron Swords
4 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
22 health potions
An eventful trade run that involved the new members of the Company from Boog’s militia. As such, not much was expected out of them, but their mere cowardice and selfish tendencies kept putting the Company at risk from premium attackers, as demonstrated by the initial poor information feed from the scouts, who at first would refuse to dispose of his chain because the dumbass thought it’d help him fight better rather than make him a target. He only learned when he died to a premium who took his chain chestplate and ran away. The loss of the chain chestplate was considered a good lesson in knocking some sense into the retard.
Avveric the Maverick also reported the stupidity and cowardice of one of the newer members: Makus456, who repeatedly kept inconveniencing the Company’s formations by acting like some kind of autistic retard who won’t stand still and kept moving around because of ADHD or something. Makus456 kept placing himself in-between Company members, who were defending flanks and sectors, in a selfish effort to give himself the best protection, making it more difficult for Company members in position to check their sectors.
The recognition of these tactical deficiencies came when during Romero, the caravan encountered an increasing mass of premiums. In an attempt to smash the premiums before they could cause trouble, the Company attempted to get into position to fight the enemy and take their stuff. Unfortunately, unsatisfactory information feed from the scout, combined with Makus456 skewing the Company’s lines by being a selfish faggot, kept fucking up the caravan’s chances of success and actually slowed down the group, allowing the enemy to escape before the Company could close in on them.
Makus456 also would not shut the fuck up because the dumbass thought “talking” necessary to everyone he met and at times Makus456 kept getting distracted to check his sector, sometimes his chat revealed our nearby position to potential hostiles which may have forced us to relocate positions several times and making us look like beta faggots who take it up the ass by being a weenie.
Also, Makus456 like a bitch, kept sneaking when he should not have, further making us look like weenie betas who take it up the ass.
Contact was made in Romero’s west entrance as Avver rallied the regiments to fight a small detachment of the enemy. Makus456 however kept getting in the way. His only use was being a meatshield to distract enemy forces. Other members of the Company performed well in combat and defeated the small group of premiums on their own with relative ease, but the mere possibility of losing equipment from Makus456 who was reported to have SPLASHED BACKWARDS TOWARDS THE PREMIUM, made Avver reconsider finding the main body of premiums who were carrying weapons themselves and forced the group to retreat.
The caravan began screening enemy forces and generally avoided a fight for fear of Makus' loss - causing the premiums numbers to swell into something that would surely have killed a certain Company member who also started begging for food(hint: it was Makus). In contrast, the scout started to improve in his position and started to feed increasingly accurate information and employ improved screening efforts to the caravan. This caused his being a FUNGUS to be forgiven when once again, the caravan failed to intercept enemy premiums wearing armor and swords leaving Grimdale because of his insufficient intelligence.
The caravan also defeated a premium group who attacked the merchants in Portsmouth with relative ease, but concern for Makus' safety forced the group to retreat.
The company noted that other than the scout eventually improving, the local populace was also generally on the side of the Company and kept attacking the premiums who were chasing the caravan, buying the group time to disengage
Amazing, somehow non-members contributed more to the UTC than people trying to join. Wow. What are the chances?
ON VA LEUR. TIMING COULDN’T HAVE BEEN MORE PERFECT.
Fat, new and still full of idealism. These people have not smelled or tasted war and its realities. Let us hope they learn fast, because I don’t want some hippie cunts who’d risk the entire caravan just because they think their inexperienced methods are the best.
Literally fuck you, boogaert.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
3) Stop gathering cake. We’re flooded
4) Gather Diamond Swords to help Boog’s MILITIA.
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