- HEADLINES: Hotcock’s Capture of a Premium Golden Sword
- EDITORIAL “We need a Uniform Code of Clan Justice”
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- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 30th Mass PvP Event - On va leur server is down
- DOMESTIC 55th Battle Honour declared repugnant
- DOMESTIC Yakuza Issue stirs debate on a Systematic Method of Dealing with Hackers within the UTC.
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EDITORIAL
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CONSILIO, S.L.- The grass burnt around Consilio as the UTC battled against the Premium hordes. In the thick of the fighting, Hotcock saw in the distance a Golden Sword being held in a staff by the enemy. He recalls the nameplate as Treetop_Archer. Quickly setting Yakuza off to delay Treetop Archer while the UTC massed against the other premiums, Hotcock and Lieutenant_Joe smashed the attackers and turned about to relieve Yakuza. The group demonstrated the tactical war machine that is the UTC and proceeded to tag team Treetop_Archer, slaying him, with Hotcock taking the last hit and winning the contest for the Golden Sword. The group immediately replenished themselves from their fallen enemy’s items and presented the Golden Sword to the grave of Avver who fell in Consilio.
Irishkaiser - WITH THE NEW MEMBERS WHO ACT LIKE MONKEYS. IT’S TIME TO CIVILIZE THESE NIGGERS BY IMPLEMENTING A SET CODE OF RULES AND CONDUCT WRITTEN SOMEWHERE… EH, I’LL GET TO IT EVENTUALLY.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
3 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
14 health potions
Trade run started just with me, Yakuza and boogaert We sold four iron swords, two smite and two full durability, three infinity bows, and a chain set for a profit of 14 potions And as a bonus we got a golden sword off of a premium Trade run started with me, Yakuza and boogaert We had to travel to Forest first to get what we needed to have a good run We then went to Yawpton and sold our first sword right at the border And we sold an infinity bow in Yawpton Then Hotcock joined us there, and Skim joined as a scout and gave useful information about Portsmouth So we went there, and sold out within 15 minutes We only had resistance from a single premium who kept spawning in But once we sold out, that premium and two of his friends (one was full chain and the other full iron) attacked us near Concilio Oh right, should’ve mentioned Boogaert left us right before we sold our last item in Ports Up to that point I had been leading the run, but then Hotcock took over for the combat situation We managed to kill all three, and got a golden sword out of it We went north and logged out past the ice
~ The Joe Report
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
8.5 Full Diamond Swords
in value exchange for
68 health potions
We did it, gang! Hooray for Boogy-Doo!
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Full Diamond Swords
in value exchange for
24 health potions
More Boogy Doo’s Diamond Swords!
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
2 Slow Bows
Gun’s Slow Ass Bows.
STILL NONE. EVERYONE TOO BUSY. STUPID SUMMER DAYS.
After it was discovered Yakuza had Rei’s minimap on - the 55th Whitehaven’s Battle Honour was declared repugnant. Yakuza pleaded ignorance of the rules in response, and has removed his Rei’s Minimap as witnessed by Joe in a screenshare and downloaded the Shotbow Minimap in order to stay in the Company.
All of his previous fights and kills are declared tainted and as such should not be honored.
We never really had a set method, but we have had enough experience(four hackers discovered in the UTC’s history) to finally finalize our first system. Here’s it so far:
1) If the person is not ignorant of the Shotbow Client Rules - they are eligible for kicking.
2) If the person refuses to change after agreeing that it was wrong to acquire the clients in the first place and or by general consensus of their peers - they are eligible for kicking.
3) If the person maliciously denies in the face of multiple witnesses such as that Brecht guy one time - they are eligible for kicking.
Eh, good enough.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
3) Stop gathering cake. We’re flooded
4) Gather GUNPOWDER.
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