Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html THEY WANT TO BURY IRISHKAISER
- EDITORIAL “Being The Last of My Kind, Part II”
- TRADE RUNS First Stop Sold Out!
- DOMESTIC: Kwustomaizer Corp taking in new recruits
- COMMUNITY: ShotBow transfers to New Databases
CONTENTS : CTRL+F and type in the following if you just want to read a small part of the news.
^HEADLINES
EDITORIALS
TRADE ^RUNS
DOMESTIC
COMMUNITY
ORDERS
ASPERMONT, W.L. - It isn’t known who exactly is responsible for this threat of Irishkaiser’s name on a headstone in Aspermont(WITH HIS REDDIT NAME) but suspects include Majicou, glcclc2, Majicou, fartabstract, Majicou and of course Majicou.
An unbiased investigation will take place shortly as to who would threaten the life of Irishkaiser and his reddit account. All signs point to Majicou.
Majicou.
Irishkaiser - But in those hours of peril, the flying masks of respite took screen - stood you, my old friends long forlorn, of Virginia’s flag of gray. They reminded me that I wasn’t fighting for revenge against that bitch but to vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous from the bullshit fueled by the Al Hasa clans, the “self-entitled”(Beast2x, Ikel123, etc.) and the bloody staff members that are extremely biased and whose conduct wasn’t checked thoroughly enough.
The whitenamed common players were who I was fighting for. They whose honor is insulted and then expected to kneel before someone whose name has a [P] behind their IGNs. That’s why I stayed. I had experience with game communities before and I know damn well how they function. MineZ’s community was no different - a group of elite players keeping some kind of unwritten ethic of the game that if you don’t “do as they do” you’re obviously not cool and don’t even deserve any attention or recognition. Don’t go to Al Hasa? Man, according to them you must be some kind of loser cunt. Don’t bandit? YOU DON’T KNOW HOW THE GAME WORKS!
The months which I like to call the intermediate weeks were mostly the classical form of tension between me and the staff. Nobody made any move and things were relatively peaceful and I even gave cassmich1 a chance, but it was the also the intermediate weeks that I began to be recognized in the community and procured more people to our point of view. Then on the 25th of January, beneath the announcements board, Mr_Darn announced the Al Hasa nerf to ruin the north clans. Knowing our differences though, one would expect I’d be happy to see the Al Hasa clans be dealt with but the fools didn’t see how the metagame worked and they failed to see how the changes would affect the game as a whole.
I was one of the few who realized that this was a terrible change AND TOLD THEM WHAT WOULD HAPPEN FROM THE START but would anyone listen to me? No, apparently my name wasn’t colored blue and that just made me “some common noob who doesn’t know what he’s talking about”.
Idiots, all of them.
The subsequent changes made MineZ harder and the Company was forced to cope by increasing the standard amount of people on a trade run and having to increase the prices from two potions to four potions a chain set to just be able to compensate with the new problems. Fucking fools, their logic was that “MineZ isn’t an easy game! It should be harder!” was fallacious.
MineZ isn’t supposedly an easy game as the thrill and fun come in actually achieving from killing 5 zombies to getting your first diamond sword, but that didn’t mean they’d have to make the game PUNISHING for the rest and rewarding for the few. And guess what? The premiums of the community in their self-entitled brazen arrogance SUPPORTED THESE CHANGES FULLY. Bragging about it, being proud of their crimes like some kind of Nazi gloating over gassed Jews. Not knowing that they were hurting the game itself and the new flow of players and therefore money, they were proudly thinking that the servers would sustain on their donations alone instead of the other faceless hundreds of donations made by other players everyday. They thought THEY WERE MINEZ. Fucking pretenders.
These changes only made me more bitter and made an increasing amount of people I once knew leave the game en masse, leaving me to become the last of my kind.
The 222nd of the Company, they are a gallant band. Bolder never drew a sword for their adopted clan. Amongst the leaving heroes no braver had not been - than you lamented Graysquirrel of Virginia’s flag of gray.
Farewell my gallant clansmen who left that fatal day. Farewell thee noble publicmen, now playing far away. Whilst blooms the 11th server, whilst runs the Company machine,
Your deeds will live bold whitenames and boys that wore the gray. Your deeds will live forever and I will never forget you all and in your memory I will pledge to defend those who are you(the common MineZ player).
Shame I can’t say the same for this current generation and lot.
TO BE CONTINUED
A first in Company history! The directory proudly reports of selling out of
5 Chain Sets
1 Infinity Bow
1 Power I Punch I Bow
5 Iron Swords
In value exchange of
28 Health Potions
AT THE FIRST STOP. The Company also proudly hosted a birthday party of Night’s Watch member Knapplace with other Crows but before the cake party started, the party was found to be under fire from bandits. Strangely enough, the only reported KIA inflicted on the enemy was a user called “CakeSlices”. Guess we had our cake.
Please see Tovarisch Leytenant Killahamsta for more info.
US servers were down and we attacked Europe for it. Aw well, it’s back up now.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. Everyone is on leave
2) Everyone suck fart’s dick now. She’s the one keeping this Company running all by herself.
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