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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: Company Invades Frostbain

    FROSTBAIN, M.L.- Company Marines invaded Frostbain last week as they were fresh from the invasion of Byesford. The UTC Muhreen Corps immediately turned their sights on provocative and warlike Frostbain and embarked from the island of Byesford after it was deemed pacified. Frostbain - threatening global security with their evil plans for world domination - was confronted with an ultimatum:

    “Drop your plans for world domination or else!”

    The arrogant Frostbain citizens responded with an insulting

    “What?”

    Taking this for rejecting the ultimatum, the Company Muhreenz, led by GunOverdose of the 93rd, launched a three-day looting and pillaging - er I mean - OFFENSIVE… on the poor and defensele- Er, I mean… ON THE VAST AND POWERFUL Frostbain army.

    Company forces suffered minimal losses and returned home victorious, recovering UTC artifacts stolen months ago such as Shotbows and stuff.


    • EDITORIAL “Piece of Shit Bow”

    Irishkaiser - Literally, fuck the Shotbow. It’s a white elephant.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Chain Sets

    1 Iron Swords

    1 Infinity Bows

    in value exchange for

    4 Health potions

    2 Bandages

    GreyWolf64’s First Trade Run. Really sucked since he played at 12NN where there was practically little activity on. However, GreyWolf got to experience a trade run for the first time and got the basics of it without getting into too much trouble.

    GreyWolf just teamhitted a lot really when some random premium attacked.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Full Diamond Sword

    in value exchange for

    5 bandages

    They see me tradin'… They hatin'… Tryna c


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 30th Mass PvP Event - On va leur server is down

    You mean a joke! Hahahaah!


    • DOMESTIC Masamunes declared Standard Issue

    Masamunes are now declared standard issue as they alleviate the load on our inventories.


    • DOMESTIC UTC Expands to Paluster

    Resettling Rainytown. Very important that no one disrupts us here.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ

    3) Gather GUNPOWDER.


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