Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Company Invades Frostbain
- EDITORIAL “Piece of Shit Bow”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 30th Mass PvP Event - On va leur server is down
- DOMESTIC Masamunes declared Standard Issue
- DOMESTIC UTC Expands to Paluster
- ORDERS: *
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^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
ORDERS
FROSTBAIN, M.L.- Company Marines invaded Frostbain last week as they were fresh from the invasion of Byesford. The UTC Muhreen Corps immediately turned their sights on provocative and warlike Frostbain and embarked from the island of Byesford after it was deemed pacified. Frostbain - threatening global security with their evil plans for world domination - was confronted with an ultimatum:
“Drop your plans for world domination or else!”
The arrogant Frostbain citizens responded with an insulting
“What?”
Taking this for rejecting the ultimatum, the Company Muhreenz, led by GunOverdose of the 93rd, launched a three-day looting and pillaging - er I mean - OFFENSIVE… on the poor and defensele- Er, I mean… ON THE VAST AND POWERFUL Frostbain army.
Company forces suffered minimal losses and returned home victorious, recovering UTC artifacts stolen months ago such as Shotbows and stuff.
Irishkaiser - Literally, fuck the Shotbow. It’s a white elephant.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Chain Sets
1 Iron Swords
1 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
4 Health potions
2 Bandages
GreyWolf64’s First Trade Run. Really sucked since he played at 12NN where there was practically little activity on. However, GreyWolf got to experience a trade run for the first time and got the basics of it without getting into too much trouble.
GreyWolf just teamhitted a lot really when some random premium attacked.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Full Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
5 bandages
They see me tradin'… They hatin'… Tryna c
You mean a joke! Hahahaah!
Masamunes are now declared standard issue as they alleviate the load on our inventories.
Resettling Rainytown. Very important that no one disrupts us here.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Next Trade Run is MoldZ
3) Gather GUNPOWDER.
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