- HEADLINES: Happy Banjo Week, Miller
- EDITORIAL “EVERY FIGHT WE GROW STRONGER.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill 32nd Mass PvP Event - UTC PVP TOURNEY 2015
- DOMESTIC Party
- DOMESTIC Boogaert’s Adventures, Company gets Blame and Credit.
- DOMESTIC Cake Party delayed until Next Week
- ORDERS: *
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ASPERMONT, W.L.- Today(or well tomorrow), marks the day your ancestors, Banjo Company, landed in MineZ and played for the first time together. Though the pioneers Killahamsta and Caffy came before that time since they were searching to play a DayZ alternative, the rest came on the first week of September and so began the adventure that is the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company.
They were very brave, intelligent men, very tough. They faced the fires and threats of not just zombies and players, but of community members as well who had the potential to wipe them off the game, but they survived and endured.
Cake Party and Fireworks next week since MineZ is being a laggy bitch every Saturday night 6PM EST.
Irishkaiser - THE POWER IN OUR VEINS GROWS EVERYTIME THE ADMINS AND PREMIUMS GO AGAINST US… IT’S LIKE WE WERE BORN TO FIGHT THEM… IT’S LIKE… OUR EVOLUTIONARY HISTORY IS SHAPED JUST TO FIGHT PREMIUMS AND ADMINS. COUGH
Even if you weren’t in the thread where that admin-backed clan, The Black Eyes, got its ass kicked by common sense, you would notice that the post that only lasted yesterday, garnered over 3,200 views, simply because it contained UTC in the title.
As we’ve suspected and claimed, our influence on Shotbow has been confirmed thanks to Navarr. We should all thank him for shooting himself in the foot, lowering his own trustworthiness(which time and time again he kept ruining but people didn’t really have the opportunity to call him out on it since he’s backed by tons of his other admin friends), by post in this thread: Thank You, weirdo Jewvarr and good luck and prosperity will come to you.
Man, the whole thing is mind-blowing. We didn’t even have to DO ANYTHING… AND WE GET THE BLAME AND THE CREDIT. HOLY SHIT… IT’S LIKE THE BEST DEFENSE AGAINST THE PREMIUMS AND ADMINS IS JUST TO NOT DO ANYTHING… AND THEY’LL TRIP ON A ROCK OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO SPRAYPAINT OUR HOUSE.
But I’ve also realized that the UTC has always went to a position of strength, to strength, every time we’ve conflicted with the admins and premiums. As such, if things go bad down here, we will only have one recourse: Invade Shotbow.
The Directory proudly announces there was no trade run because it’s a holiday! Banjo Week
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
in value exchange for
8 health potions
Minor trades like this still happened, though it’s a Holiday.
Top two were FPSHater and NotMatt486. These two must compete to fight for 1st place.
Day one was good, though we were lacking key players that would’ve made the competition interesting, day 2 was a bit slower.
Hope that I bring individuals and NOT CLANS. Fucking hate them so Goddamn much, buncha trashtalking, food-skin wearing… NIGGERS.
I never felt like royalty before. Is this what it feels like to be a CULT FIGURE? JUST KIDDING… I’M ALREADY A GOD.
5PM EST onwards in Saturday, we’ve discovered Shotbow servers are EXTREMELY LAGGY. anything before that, Shotbow servers aren’t laggy. Which is strange because… The peak hours were discovered to be 2PM-5PM EST, and players started leaving by 6PM.
1) UTC Banjo Week Continues Until Next Week.
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