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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: MineZ Population Dropping Again

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- But the white race endures. Blah blah blah… Maybe temporary, maybe it won’t. WHO KNOWS. Company experts who are too lazy to analyze, blame the premium as always… It’s gotta be something to do with them. Gotta be.

    • EDITORIAL “Still Golden Age.”

    Irishkaiser - Looks like it hasn’t changed much. We’re still top dog. Oh well… Irishkaiser was wrong. Everyone else still sucks dick.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:

    3 Chain Sets

    4 Infinity Bows

    3 Iron Swords

    1 Helmet of Respiration

    In value exchange for

    25 Health Potions

    IrishkaiserJr’s first trade run. IrishkaiserJr, the once unknown son of Irishkaiser and some woman who is left to speculation until we come up with a good make-believe story, participated in this trade run after repeatedly pressing to join the Imperial Service.

    The descendant of the Rebel Son has been kept purposely hidden from the world by Irishkaiser the Elder in order to protect the boy and make sure the admins and premiums had nothing on himself. Irishkaiser used his influence and authority to keep Irishkaiser the Younger in the militia, refusing his many requests for transfer to overseas service. With the death of Irishkaiser however, IrishkaiserJr’s request for transfer went through and was attached to the 222nd South Aspermont Regiment by insistence of his uncle Avver.

    IrishkaiserJr performed well for his first trade run, though there was lack of hostile premiums. His sparring on the drill server has shown he was battle-ready, with years in the militia under his belt.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:

    8 Potions

    in value exchange for

    4 Iron Axes

    Missing’s Chinese Jewish trade prices.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:

    1 Iron Armor Set

    in value exchange for

    8 potions

    Meanwhile, in the stockmarket…

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:

    1 Heal Bow

    in value exchange for

    1 Button

    More trades in the Stockmarket.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:

    1 Diamond Sword

    in value exchange for

    5 Potions

    Stockmarket and shit.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:

    1 Iron Armor Set

    in value exchange for

    8 potions

    Meanwhile, in the stockmarket…

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 33rd Mass PvP Event - Just me and Irishkaiser Jr.

    Militia boy can kill, turns out. Just needs to be more aggressive(as usual).

    • DOMESTIC Plans to write down a Teamwork Doctrine.

    For years, we’ve been saying “Teamwork” this and “Teamwork” that, but most of the time, we weren’t really specific. Our ability to coordinate needs to be dissected and studied so we can pass it on to future generations.

    • DOMESTIC Company’s 93rd Regiment almost conquered all the dungeons.

    War stories and shit. Ya know…

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP

    2) US Trade Run next week.

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