- HEADLINES: MineZ Population Dropping Again
- EDITORIAL “Still Golden Age.”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 33rd Mass PvP Event - Just me and Irishkaiser Jr.
- DOMESTIC Plans to write down a Teamwork Doctrine.
- DOMESTIC Company’s 93rd Regiment almost conquered all the dungeons.
- ORDERS: *
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^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
ORDERS
ASPERMONT, W.L.- But the white race endures. Blah blah blah… Maybe temporary, maybe it won’t. WHO KNOWS. Company experts who are too lazy to analyze, blame the premium as always… It’s gotta be something to do with them. Gotta be.
Irishkaiser - Looks like it hasn’t changed much. We’re still top dog. Oh well… Irishkaiser was wrong. Everyone else still sucks dick.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
3 Chain Sets
4 Infinity Bows
3 Iron Swords
1 Helmet of Respiration
In value exchange for
25 Health Potions
IrishkaiserJr’s first trade run. IrishkaiserJr, the once unknown son of Irishkaiser and some woman who is left to speculation until we come up with a good make-believe story, participated in this trade run after repeatedly pressing to join the Imperial Service.
The descendant of the Rebel Son has been kept purposely hidden from the world by Irishkaiser the Elder in order to protect the boy and make sure the admins and premiums had nothing on himself. Irishkaiser used his influence and authority to keep Irishkaiser the Younger in the militia, refusing his many requests for transfer to overseas service. With the death of Irishkaiser however, IrishkaiserJr’s request for transfer went through and was attached to the 222nd South Aspermont Regiment by insistence of his uncle Avver.
IrishkaiserJr performed well for his first trade run, though there was lack of hostile premiums. His sparring on the drill server has shown he was battle-ready, with years in the militia under his belt.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
8 Potions
in value exchange for
4 Iron Axes
Missing’s Chinese Jewish trade prices.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
1 Iron Armor Set
in value exchange for
8 potions
Meanwhile, in the stockmarket…
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
1 Heal Bow
in value exchange for
1 Button
More trades in the Stockmarket.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
1 Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
5 Potions
Stockmarket and shit.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
1 Iron Armor Set
in value exchange for
8 potions
Meanwhile, in the stockmarket…
Militia boy can kill, turns out. Just needs to be more aggressive(as usual).
For years, we’ve been saying “Teamwork” this and “Teamwork” that, but most of the time, we weren’t really specific. Our ability to coordinate needs to be dissected and studied so we can pass it on to future generations.
War stories and shit. Ya know…
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
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