- HEADLINES: Pyrrhic Victory near Bell Farm serves Company Wake Up Call.
- EDITORIAL “Still Golden Age.”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 33rd Mass PvP Event - I forgot. Someone who was there write it out.
- DOMESTIC Drills Re-enforced
- DOMESTIC Company Experience Confirms new MineZ Primetime
- ORDERS: *
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BELL FARM, S.L.- A near disastrous encounter happened around Bell Farm yesterday when Company members fought against two premiums, sparking an investigation in the UTC’s battle doctrines. Defects in our current strategy due to updated MineZ pvp surfaced with this fight as our iron armor, though it was noted to have remained useless to the premiums in a fight, especially the fact that they’re psychologically unused to it as they were seen to retreat more often and took a bit longer to put on the armor due to them seeing it’s nearly broken, gave stupid courage to Company members who charged in blindly. Though they were willing to last longer in a fight and had no qualms about armor durability, the fact that they were willing to last long enough with poor armor broke their gear mid-fights and gave them a tactical disadvantage since they were already committed.
The Directory will use this debacle to restimulate discipline in the UTC which ha fallen short due to us being lazy after our successes.
Irishkaiser - Looks like it hasn’t changed much. We’re still top dog. Oh well… Irishkaiser was wrong. Everyone else still sucks dick.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
4 Chain Sets
3 Infinity Bows
6 Iron Swords
In value exchange for
26 Health Potions
A very eventful trade run that showcased many weaknesses in our conduct and operations. Chief of which is always the new members problem, which up to now are never properly drilled on or even looked after to drill by their ROs.
The Trade Run started in Yawpton and quickly headed to West to Grimdale then to Portsmouth where the caravan picked up a group of premiums. From experience, the caravan knew they were going to attack but because of matters of honor, decided to let them attack first. Confident that they would be able to take them out, the group gave the premiums the first shot by implying they knew of the impending fight.
The fight started at the back of Bell Farm where Avver tanked the first hits, igniting the conflict. The others, led by boogaert used their superior numbers to separate the premiums, but Jubbah, a very recent recruit was not familiar with our fighting style and so was separated as he looked like a confused little bitch being strafe by the premium. Avver was about to rejoin boogaert after specifically ordering them all to concentrate their efforts on the full iron, but he noticed Jubbah was not part of the chase and instantly looked for him and saw he was being killed by the premium.
Avver desperately chased to save Jubbah but was too late and Jubbah was killed. However, the he managed to hold off the premium valiantly and not give him time to pick up and make use of the loot. Avver’s commitment to the fight however, with low durability iron, oversaw his armor breaking and giving him a weakness in the head on fight.
After boogaert and the rest killed the full iron premium, they immediately wheeled to assist Avver who noted his armor broke from a distance but was too late in stopping his death. The premium could not properly make use of Avver’s stuff as the group chased him off.
The fighting continued northwards towards the direction of Huntsgrove as respawned members from both sides rejoined the fight, with the exception of Jubbah who took longer to get a good spawn.
Boogaert over committed and was promptly killed, but was avenged by Lieutenant_Joe when the fighting moved Southwards towards Camp Bell.
The group, now together again picked up all the enemy’s stuff and their own stuff, save for some food items which some leather newspawns helped picked up and continued the trade run.
Now’s your chance to submit your UTC fanfiction. Looking at you, Freako. Make some art about it too.
You guys are all going to pay for sending me shit members.
1-5PM EST is the new MineZ Primetime. MineZ after that is almost deserted until midnight where it picks up again.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
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