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ASPERMONT, S.L.- The Directory noticed a significant decline in the quality of Company members recently and has since pushed for drills to be more frequently attended by punishing Regiment leaders and certain other Regimentals whose members failed to show up in Drills.
The new system calls for the right of being OP only eligible if the fuckers attend the Drills, rather than lazing around. If not a single one from any regiment has attended the week’s drills, then the OP’d members of the regiment are to be deopped for the whole week until they actually do drills or are represented.
This hopefully will discipline our lazy officers into actually pressuring their members to drill. Today, the 95th, had members online but failed to meet up with this week’s current drill and as such SkimboardMonkey and Guy762 lose their OP privileges until the fuckers can get at least one guy to represent them.
I’m not kidding. It’s no longer worth to stick to the illusion of the so-called “industrious” Greenjackets. The regiment is shit now. The leader is a cunt who tries to take all the glory with as little responsibility as possible, the members don’t give a shit what the regiment is even about and nobody knows about regimental history. Within one generation, the whole link of tradition was ruined by the new members of the 95th. Selfish bastards they are. I still remember when Gusblack, like a moron in front of the better regiments said “Regiments don’t matter!”… that fucking cunt.
Irishkaiser - We have one thing to thank the premiums for and that’s our identity. Their obnoxious, cancerous, ass-kissing culture has made us who we are: a strong, unique group in Shotbow. Premium dominated clans are filled with liars, dumbasses and asskissers. From bandit clans like all the Cliques and Maple Dorinta, to healer groups like YONKERS INSURGENCY, Night’s Watch and that Healer Guild whose name I forgot but was led by that psycho… Grey’s friend… What was she called again? I literally forgot… Every single one of them is filled with selfish morons who try to advance themselves without thought for the common player. Even when they try to be “fair” and “nice”… They do it just to feel good. They don’t know the true meaning of sacrifice, duty and honor. No, those fuckers would cut your throat the minute you start to think that maybe they’re wrong.
We are, by all means… A counter-culture. Everything we’ve done is more of a reaction than an action. Everything we do, we usually and jokingly compare to Paul Premyum, as a subconscious method of asking ourselves “What would Jesus do?” or “Will I be a bad guy if I do this?” or something like that. Blather, blather…
The new generation however, is soft and hasn’t experienced these things because our old enemies are dying out and or have learned not to fuck with us. We know that the reason why they’re so hesitant and slow at following orders is because they haven’t themselves experienced the bullshit these nigger could spew out.
Whatever, it is not their fault and it’s totally understandable they hesitate and or aren’t as dutiful. They don’t see the immediate need for it. They must, however, like any descendant of any great civilization must remember he hardships of their ancestors to remind them of the great things they can do… And climb higher than what those who went before them. Mankind’s history is a history of progress and suffering has made us all the stronger. The minute we start forgetting our virtues, we’re buggered.
DAILY REMINDER… FATE OF EMPIRES.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
3 Chain Sets
5 Iron Swords
1 Iron Axes
In value exchange for
19 Health Potions
A rather pleasant trade run with few premium attacks. The group started in Grimdale and ended in Carmi, but doubled back for they all agreed that going back all the way from Carmi or Geuten was the fucking worst. Though many of us were pumped up with close-calls of fighting, eventually the opportunity for fighting diminished as we just simply communicated with our would-be opponents. Except the premiums, of course! They NEVER DO CHANGE…. Some of the premiums, TheRealFly and his friend on a white alt kept telling us and our customers they were peaceful healers, but we don’t buy that shit. The RealFly said he “changed” after we called him out and told him we fought him off before, but we all know premiums never do change and once again… We had to defend our customers from Paul Premyum and his shit. The customers this time, realized the danger and fled North while we were performing a holding action… A hell of a lot quicker than when we tried to convince them to run.
The group arrived in Carmi and encountered zminer365 who logged back in for the first time in awhile and recognized the UTC. The group and Zminer shared memories, especially about me and Armenian GENOCIDE.
This trade run also noticed an increase of friendly groups in the South, with the encounter of the FBS clan who we traded with in Portsmouth.
Performance wise, there was only minor disciplinary problems. The fact that we were too spread out instead of closing in on the charge when we were driving the bandits from Grimdale, had made 2/3 of them get away. Our cohesion was sub-par performance wise as people would stray off or zone out while on the march. The reasons vary, as some have said they couldn’t hear the others.
GreyWolf64’s first time as a scout. Nothing noteworthy but nothing really bad at all. Oh and some admin was stalking us… And instead of hearing the immediate reports on eyechat about some cheater who killed FBS, the fucker just kept watching the group until Avver told the guy to go away or something and check it out.
ROUND 1 Throwing back to the good ole Mountain pass, the two teams assemble. Team One is led by Greywolf64, while Team Two is led by MK11. Following Greywolf64 was ArgoArchger, FinnMNMiner, and GunOverdose. Following MK11 was Sahlgutmir, Hotkek007, and YakuzaFour (under the name of chickenbutts1234). MK11 led his team in a charge straight down the mountain pass, and YakuzaFour flanked ontop. As YakuzaFour dropped down on his enemy, ArgoArcher, Hotkek007 ended the flank prematurely with friendly-fire via grenade. The fight then became a constant back and forth running after eachother. Gun apperently was unaware of the teams and almost killed his own teammate in coldblood. After several casualties, Hotkek007 and Sahlgutmir were the last alive.
ROUND 2 After another straightforward push on a divided team led by Greywolf64, MK11 led a charge and flanked Team one, killing two members. FinnMNMiner and Gunoverdose tried to regroup and fight along side eachother, but were soon seperated, and GunOverdose went on some long ass run that ended up with his death from a fall. Team Two won with one causualty.
ROUND 3 After being upset with his team for the lack of communication, ArgoArcher steps up to lead his team to victory at a new battlefield, Yongton. With MK11 still at the helm, he led his team into the church, where they picked a stragling FinnMNMiner who attempted to flank their rear. With a desicive charge, MK11 and his team took out ArgoArcher and GreyWolf64, leaving Gun to attempt to run from the enemy, only to be greeted by a flanking Sahlgutmir that delievered a grenade to his throat and finished him with a swift blow. It should be noted that MK11 was not in Raidcall to lead us but Grey/Argo’s group did.
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1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
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