- HEADLINES: Irishkaiser release Portrait of UTC Dragoons at Consilio 2015
- EDITORIAL “The New Member Identity Issue”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 36th Mass PvP Event - Bitches scared of RaidCall and shit
- DOMESTIC *Frostbain Mass Production Begins
- DOMESTIC Gun’s Face Time
- ORDERS: *
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ASPERMONT, S.L.- Irishkaiser makes an image to honor the brave efforts of the 93rd and though to the 55th, it was declared a repugnant battle honour, for historical accuracy Yakuza was still placed there in the portrait.
The painting describes the fight near Consilio between premiums and UTC members which resulted in the capture of a Golden Sword from Treetop_Archer, a tough adversary.
Irishkaiser - It seems we need to send our new members who want to go career on trade runs. Many of the new recruit from the 93rd don’t even know what a Trade Run is. So far, the best method is to let them play in an event where ALL Company members come together. It should be discussed if it may be practical to have every new recruit, regardless if they’re career or regimental to participate in at least one trade run as mandatory.
Fuck if I know, I’m Irishkaiser.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
2 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
1 Iron Axes
2 Infinity Bows
1 Power Bow
1 Earth Shaker
In value exchange for
20 Health Potions
A very good trade run, though it was discovered some new recruits didn’t even know what a trade run was, but was rectified soonafter. The trade run was not just only a pleasant one, but also filled with a bit of action. It’s also the first time in ages that we’ve played, an admin was actually patrolling the server, though the group were a bit disappointed with the fact that the admin banned the hacker too soon whom the group suspected was a premium alt ever since we killed 3ygnus(who immediately logged after we killed him and never came back which aroused suspicion that he was the hacker).
To the admin who was there with us, we thank you for your service but at the same time, would like to reprimand you for banning them too soon. We were very eager to fight them. Though duty is the great business of any person in authority, and all private considerations must give way to it, no matter how painful… Especially when we wanted to beat the fuck out of that nigger…
This trade run was the first time we sold an Earth Shaker… Unfortunately, people don’t know how to use it so it was lost soonafter and nobody cared. Eh, whatever.
The group was composed mainly of veteran players with half of them Old Guard: the first of foot, right of line and pride of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company and there was only one new member who acted as a scout, which may explain our cohesion and success this time.
Watching this, our members being led by Avver have proven how far the UTC has come in such a short amount of time, but at the same time, how far the new generation must go to fill in the shoes left by DA BIG BOIS. Months ago, we were defeated by a single hacker… But it only took us one defeat to learn and now the hackers stopped making videos about defeating us because it doesn’t happen anymore.
Our adaptability is our key to success. While it takes premiums a whole year to change strategies, the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company has proven itself a very flexible fighting force with excellent mix of older, more experienced leaders and newer, upcoming officers that can learn quite fast.
Miller, I am proud of you.
Team Honourable Gentlemen of the Highest Order
Team The Camping Griefers
ROUND 1 The two teams faced off in Yongton Abbey, with the Camping Griefers still displaying some form of dignity and took the center roof of the Abbey itself as their position for the rest of the round. The Honourable Gentlemen of the Highest Order circled the Camping Griefers, trying to find an opening while trying to stay in cover. A short exchange of arrows were had as The Camping Griefers seemed to be slightly winning the conflict, but the Honourable Gentlemen disengaged and starting flanking all around, dividing the attention of the Camping Griefers. The Gentlemen organized a volley of grenade fire and killed Hotcock and Gun at relatively the same time, and then the Gentlemen grappled up and attacked MK11, but the attack was poor in cohesion, from which Minecraftepic47 got up first and was killed because he had no support. Bob got up second and managed to take out MK before Lieutenant_Joe entered the fray.
ROUND 2 Joe’s fire alarm went off as the round began and he had to leave, after it was discovered the Camping Griefers GRIEFED THE GROUND LIKE COWARDS AND BUILT A HOLE TO HIDE IN. Unfazed, the Honourable Gentlemen decided to continue without Joe but soon discovered that the Camping Griefers were hiding from an outnumbered opponent, frustrating the Gentlemen of Honour who believed it is the obligation of the stronger to attack the weaker force. Minecraftepic began to lose cohesion and was caught off guard, though GunOverdose was killed by Sahlgutmir, Minecraftepic was separated and he was killed as well. Sahlgutmir put up a brave fight before numbers took their toll and defeated him.
ROUND 3 The charge round in the valley between McIovinville and Forest was chosen for the third round… Amazingly, though outnumbering the Honourable Gentlemen in the charge round - the Camping Griefers fucking ran for the mountains as soon as the round began. Literally… What the fuck… The Honourable Gentlemen almost caught one of them as they made for the mountains and began using their height advantage to defeat the Honourable Gentlemen who were still engaged at the base of the mountain, killing Sahlgutmir and then Minecraftepic.
QUEL SCANDAL. QUEL TRAGIC.
NOW WE CAN MASS PRODUCE SINCE OUR DUNGEONEERS HAVE MASTERED THIS DUNGEON. VIVE L'EMPEREUR
He joined a shitty video that was hard to watch because of that Goddamn pumpkin.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
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