Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Glorious Server has Returned.
- EDITORIAL “Communist Country”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 38th Mass PvP Event - Walla walla ding dong.
- DOMESTIC Shadow5138 Got Premium’d
- DOMESTIC MineZ PvP Manual Released.
- DOMESTIC Drills Changed
- DOMESTIC Everyone just use Discord.
- DOMESTIC UTC Christmas Season Begins.
- ORDERS: *
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^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
ORDERS
ASPERMONT, S.L.- The dark days were over yesterday as Sahlgutmir had finally received word on his ticket and the server was rebooted. Investigators still don’t know why the fuck the server went down, but all signs point to GunOverdose’s 20,000 block problems. Fuck that fatty with his fat map.
Irishkaiser - Apparently, in our communist society, the potatoes stack so high they reach the feet of God. Read between the lines.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
3 Chain Sets
5 Iron Swords
1 Old World Infinity Bow
In value exchange for
21 Health Potions
A very eventful trade run that showcased the valiant actions of veteran company members in the face of the enemy. The trade run was composed of Vergath, Lieutenant_Joe, YakuzaFour and shadow5138 as scout. Avver would’ve came, but was busy that Halloween night, so he told Irishkaiser to lead it. told but Irishkaiser was lagging heavily, so Irishkaiser distributed it to the members.
This trade run marked great dishonor for many UTC members who were available that night but weren’t fucking there. However, this served to be a blessing as the few men who were there were veterans of the Company and mirroring the first march of the South Aspermont regiment - low in numbers but high in discipline and in spirit.
Here is the field report from McGeoghegan Feeghan who lead the trade run:
[11/1/2015 1:01:55 PM] Joseph McGeoghegan: We were attacked by premiums first in Romero, then in Carmi and we had a pretty big battle back in Romero again It was somewhat uncoordinated at first but we brought it back Then we fought in Portsmouth, two premiums who had been following us decided to attack They kept bothering us for the remainder of the run, and were joined by a few more premiums at the end We struggled to get the loot out between Yakuza’s ridiculous bloodlust and the overflow of premiums I died to Yakuza in the crossfire At the end But in the end everything went well
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
1 Diamond Sword
In value exchange for
Cocaine
Feeding Dreya’s cocaine addiction.
Halloween Privileges. NO PRIVILEGES.
An unwilling white got given Silver. A great destiny is set out for him.
Go buy Irishkaiser’s book, plagiarized by GreyWolf which is watered down, doesn’t have a FUCKING COVER and DOESN’T EVEN HAVE VERGATH’S FOREWORD. STRAYCJA!!! STRAYCJA!!! STRAYCJA!!!!
Friday Dungeons and Dragons night.
I don’t care anymore. None of you niggers go on anyway, so what difference does it make.
POWDER MONKEY!!! POWDER MONKEY!!!
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
3) GATHER GUNPOWDER.
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