Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Trade Runs at 9PM EST
- EDITORIAL “Solipsism is the Future”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 40th Mass PvP Event - Chef Boyardees
- DOMESTIC Hell Tree Expedition
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, S.L.- MineZ at full force by 9PM, but it’s preferable we start at 8PM instead.
Irishkaiser - Somethin something, politics nowadays is “holier than thou” or “Your experiences don’t matter, mine does!” Yadda yadda yadda, I got nothing.
Cancelled because of gunpowder adventure. Of which we only gathered about 6 lol. Also, because we have reached the highest amount of profits LAST TRADE RUN.
Yay, princessdreya. You weren’t a useless ~fuckbag~ for me after all.
This drill took forever to start up as some Company Members were busy sucking foreign cock and only arrived after being threatened about losing their OP privileges. Quel scandal, quel tragic.
Team Give Me Your Tired
Irishkaiser(2nd & 3rd round)
Team Fuck The Tired, It’s All About Winning.
Minecraftepic47(1st & 2nd round)
ROUND 1 The two teams started in Yongton Abbey, with both sides making contact soonafter. Vergath died soonafter short laggy exchange, but the Give Me Your Tired Team retaliated soonafter by killing Minecraftepic47. The Give Me Your Tired made a critical mistake of Sahlgutmir forgetting he had push to talk on, causing a lack of communication which resulted in the deaths of mxftw and boogaert and eventually Sahlgutmir.
ROUND 2 Switching sides, with Chef Boyardee subbing for boogaert, the Fuck The Tired, It’s All About Winning camped on top of the trees as the Give Me Your Tired Team moved forward. Both sides made contact and a fight broke out. Chef Boyardee, the Lagmaster easily died because of
A heated exchange took place resulting in the deaths of mxftw for the Give Me Your Tired and Hotkek007, Silver for Fuck the Tired, It’s All About Winning. Eventually, Lagmaster V himself got killed and Sahlgutmir was killed.
ROUND 3 Teams were transported to McIovinville, where the Give Me Your Tired were too laggy and shit to make an attack, decided to make a defensive stand. The Fuck The Tired, It’s All About Winning flanked to the rear, where Chef Boyardee was hit by a really, REALLY, REALLY BAD ATTACK OF LAG AT THE WORST MOMENT, resulting in his death - leaving Sahlgutmir alone in fighting the enemy off but managing to kill Lieutenant_Joe in the process. Mxftw died somehow during the exchange and then Vergath died Lagmastering as well, claiming to have been teleported back on land after he died in the water.
Lagmasters everywhere. Except Princessdreya who managed to garner 6 gunpowder. Everyone else fucking failed, lagmastered or was too busy sucking foreigner’s cocks(Hotkek007, Minecraftepic47) to do anything.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
3) GATHER GUNPOWDER.
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