- HEADLINES: UTC Reconsiders Server Host
- EDITORIAL “The Right Words at the Right Time”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 41st Mass PvP Event - Irregulars
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser Fundamentalist Terrorist Attack in Aspermont
- ORDERS: *
Aspermont, W.L.- The Directory is reconsidering its server host to host the drill server due to the difficulty and downtime rate. Still have not even gotten a list of alternatives, but we’ll get there.
Irishkaiser - Many people think that I don’t mince words or that I say it how it is. Many times yes, it is apparent but a lot of the times, I actually moderate them. The honest truth is that a lot of what I say is carefully calculated to isolate the conversation, idea and the participants to get the best results. This is easy in Shotbow where not many people are good with words and only know the basic niceties of conversation and a talk with me is pretty much a rite of passage in their lives. Normal everyday politeness is all well and good and can protect you from the everyday schmuck, but it leaves you vulnerable to more maneuverable conversationalists like me who can direct the topic and tear you out from your lies or things you’re trying to hide. To tell you how to do it, I think wouldn’t be smart and it would also take too much effort on my part as I have to create a lot of examples from scratch and stuff, trying to get the idea across.
What I’m trying to demonstrate is that the right words at the right time can have a carefully decided, calculated result. Simple gestures can go a long way. You don’t need to ask me to know how to botch it up like what rexon did with Yakuza hours earlier from writing this.
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
5 Chain Sets
8 Iron Swords
1 Slowness Potion
1 Iron Chestplate
In value exchange for
25 Health Potions
This trade run was boring at the start for lack of customers(seeing as how during the time, plenty of them - even the newbs - were actually North was quite unforeseen). This trade run was also noted for having most of the members being equipped in full UTC uniform(binding helmets, Agni’s Chestplate, Void Bow, Agni’s Bow). It was not until Portsmouth that the group encountered a bunch of guys to which the UTC gave them a magic show display involving fireworks, lightning and morphing faces. The group switched servers to find more customers and to fight premiums. The group traveled towards Grimdale and encountered another peaceful group, but the peaceful group opened fire first forcing the Caravan to attack which the other group UPON SEEING THE MIGHT AND RESOLVE OF SUCH A DISCIPLINED FORCE, IMMEDIATELY SURRENDERED AND THE CARAVAN CEASEFIRED.
And then UTC heard reports of SLAVERY in Grimdale, which the freedom-loving sons of liberty despised. UTC attacked the slaver, but the slaver surrendered his arms, armor and potions which according to the Laws of War) granted him mercy.
Then the group sold out at Grimdale. I can’t wait for Sahlgutmir’s video about the surrender of the SLAVERS.
No Drill, No Thrill.
A terrorist attack happened yesterday in Aspermont killing one leather. The killer was subdued but not before shouting words like “KAISERU ACKBAR!” “TAKBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!”.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
3) GATHER GUNPOWDER.
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