- HEADLINES: 95th’s Northern Expedition
- EDITORIAL “Open Letter to ObliviousBob”
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 41st Mass PvP Event - Downtime Warfare
- DOMESTIC Party Scheduling
- DOMESTIC Battle Honour for Portsmouth 12th December, 2015?
- DOMESTIC FAILURE OF DEMOCRACY
- ORDERS: *
North Pole, F.W.- A Christmas Town expedition, led by Minecraftepic47 and coordinated by the 95th Regiment was conducted for a period of 2 days, expected to return tons of stuff to contribute to our Communist Party.
Irishkaiser - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Directory proudly announces that it delivered:
3 Chain Sets
5 Iron Swords
3 Infinity Bows
1 Iron Set
In value exchange for
31 Health Potions
A very eventful trade run that is currently being proposed to be awarded as a battle honour for its intensity and length. The caravan, composed of Avver(Irishkaiser), Vergath, Hotkek007, boogaert, YakuzaFour and Shadow5138 with Lieutenant_Joe as a scout began the trade run in Yawpton, where it encountered a group of scared players who the UTC immediately convinced were not going to be harmed. The caravan immediately sold out on all three infinity bows and managed to include a chain set in the deal.
The group then marched towards Portsmouth but a server reboot made the caravan decide on the third server(US10). Once logged in, the caravan heard reports of an iron bandit in Portsmouth, the group decided to flush them out and kill the bandit in an ambush, but a confusing and unclear view of the enemy made the company hold their fire as another iron player named Yeet approached from the South. While trying to reconfirm if they were a good guy or bad guy, we were then joined by princessdreya. Yeet attacked the group and the caravan proceeded to open fire. The melee saw Yeet being killed alongside with the iron bandit in Portsmouth named xqs and the UTC held a tenuous position while trying to sell items.
Shortly after killing Yeet and xqs, the caravan’s position began to be assaulted by premiums from the South, East and West, some in leather and some in full iron. The fighting started spreading the caravan out with Vergath and Avver taking on the full iron and the rest taking on another group. The equipment the UTC possessed began to prove its worth and they managed to make short work of the enemy, but the group was sporadically spread. Noticing their dangerous isolation, Irishkaiser began to recall the group who rejoined together again by the river - save for Yakuza who was still lost.
Irishkaiser began shouting orders to re-implement order, selling an iron armor set to K_IsHere and wait for Yakuza to rejoin, sending him coordinates. Unbeknownst to Irishkaiser, Yakuza was being chased by 4 players who had the advantage. Yakuza however, was in full UTC uniform which saved his life, but lost his helmet during chase.
As Yakuza retreated to the UTC encampment, Irishkaiser saw the incoming enemies and the UTC began to open fire on the enemy, killing one in the initial volley and covering Yakuza’s retreat. The UTC defenders began to counter-charge and chased the enemy, which turned out to be the Sgt Clan because their names began to all sound like their clan list.. This time, with more order - the UTC regrouped quickly and took all valuable enemy equipment.
The Company began to slowly conduct a fighting retreat North, seeing as the enemy were now more determined than ever to regain their lost equipment from UTC hands and to provide time for non-UTC players to disperse and escape. The Company logged out of the third server and joined the second server but noticed they were severely low on the amount of food and therefore, unable to conduct any fighting operations until the food problem was solved. The Company began to scour the South for food, but noticed that the safe areas were almost devoid of food.
After slowly gathering enough food to secure a dangerous location to gather more in Portsmouth farm, the group encountered Iron reinforcements from the Sgt Clan comprising Sgt_FaZe and Sgt_Scorpion. The UTC equipment and numbers blunted their attack and forced them to retreat, but the counter-attack was interrupted shortly by Shadow5138 being disconnected and Vergath and Avver volunteered to defend his body. From a distance, Sgt_FaZe managed to shoot Shadow5138 after noticing his disconnected body but Avver and Vergath prevented him from coming any closer. Lieutenant_Joe transformed himself into an iron player to replace Shadow5138 and Shadow5138 became the new scout.
Once all the items were gathered - Vergath, Avver, Lieutenant_Joe and Princessdreya moved on to rejoin the rest of the UTC members comprised of Hotkek007, boogaert and Yakuza whose fighting took them to the road north of Portsmouth. Eventually, the united UTC counter-offensive forced the Sgt Clan back to Portsmouth where the UTC finished them off in brutal and semi-confusing streetfighting. The UTC’s renewed order and discipline proved to be the biggest advantage with the last of the serious resistance were killed off in the Town Hall’s roof.
The group began to prepare to evacuate and left after minor scuffles with some respawned Sgt members and some third party bandits and or attackers and sold out near Pravus and Grimdale.
No Drill, No Thrill. No server, no burger. Sahlgutmir blamed and flogged.
What time you free..? You wanna go out for… Pizza or something?
Considering if it’s worthy.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH