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    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: The Company Bank Opens

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- Go talk to Irishkaiser yo, he’ll set you up straight to take your money.

    • EDITORIAL “Opportunity Awaits”

    Irishkaiser - I don’t have much time as I have to drive to work, but I would like to share sentiments that with the opening of the bank, we now have the opportunity to invest and acquire profits as well, making us a self-sufficient clan. Imagine buying a burger franchise and using some of those personal profits gained from it to fund ourselves. Fuck yeah.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    5 chain sets

    6 iron swords

    4 infinity bow

    2 Iron Axes

    1 Diamond Sword

    In exchange for

    37 Health Potions

    A trade run with Lieutenant_Joe as the leader of the caravan with Avver and boogaert as leader of the fighting, this trade run had a very good turnout, with the caravan having an initial strength of 12 members, but later dwindled to 11(8 irons, 3 scouts) at the end. The Trade Run proceeded less than smooth as there were disciplinary problems coming from particularly boonut, Lieutenant_Joe and boogaert but were remedied by the time the caravan left Portsmouth after killing TheKillerLemon and thedeatharcher who attacked the caravan but were defeated in typical company fashion in battles of maneuver. The Company forces still eager for a fight marched to Romero and held off a few disorganized premium attacks but as the premium attacks became more intensified and organized, the Company began to find better ground in the center part of Romero.

    Eventually, reports of a full iron diamond sword premium in Romero prompted the UTC to switch tactics and executed strategy that is still uniquely UTC which the writer of this report is proud to say in this news article. We may not be the highly disciplined lock-step unit we once were or even the composed of the best PvPers, but God damn, in a fight - we sure as hell know how to be best organized and smartest fucking fighters on the fucking spot in fucking Shotbow.

    In the encounter, Shadow dies in a typical Shadow5138 manner: LAGGING THE FUCK OUT. Meowis was the first to spot Shadow’s death and called it out to the rest of the Company, to which nearby Company forces redirected efforts to secure his stuff successfully. The Iron premium was killed by boogaert and his stuff was secured by MK11. A final premium attack to recover their stuff was fought off as Company forces retreated from the battlefield, having successfully acquired stuff.

    Other noteworthy people were boonut, YakuzaFour and Minecraftepic47. Minor problems were simply lack of experience in proper communication procedures by Minecraftepic47, boogaert and MK11.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 41st Mass PvP Event - Downtime Warfare

    40 Drills then No Thrills. But Money is Funny so I got it, Honey

    • DOMESTIC Minecraftepic47 Awarded Dungeoneer Service Award

    For his video showing his speedy completion of Necromancer Tower, he is awarded the Dungeoneer Service Award Medal and Ribbon.

    Hotkek007, Lieutenant_Joe and Missingyes are also eligible for this award for their services in doing dungeons in the past

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP

    2) US Trade Run next week.

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