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    • HEADLINES: Boonut Strikes at premium Rainbow group and hailed as hero for UTC ideals.

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- Boonut was awarded a Silver Star MEDAL and RIBBON for his actions on the 5th of February against TLN143 and associates. After witnessing multiple incidents of TLN143 bullying Company Member princessdreya and frequent threats of “Booting” which Irishkaiser just found out as “DDoS” or something, you fucking premiums with your fucking slang.

    This was supposed to be nothing that affects the Company but UTC clamors to have the right to publicly claim and be proud of its son for executing his attack with white education… Because, seriously… Sometimes, according to boonut, infiltrating premiums seems to be so fucking easy that it’s almost ridiculous that he actually did it.

    He was awarded the Silver Star for these reasons:

    1) For striking a blow against female privilege

    2) For having the initiative to defend a UTC member

    3) For fucking premiums up

    Boonut’s Cause

    Boonut’s Results

    • EDITORIAL “On Girl Privilege in Video Games”

    Irishkaiser - A lot of people may think that girls are underrepresented or are at a disadvantage online. I disagree, I think the people who share this idea are being manipulated by the women who wish to maintain their privilege by deceiving people into think they’re “damsels in distress”.

    The mere matter of fact is, a lot of those girls know that they have a certain edge in terms of social manipulation by their mere gender. This has blinded and made idiots of not only the common male players but even male devs who give them special treatment. Certainly the memories of Jacsebalon, NavarrB and even Majicou(I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, MAJICOU… YOU DIDN’T THINK I KNOW BUT I WAS THERE AND I’M NOT AN IDIOT) in their favoritism especially for female players are still fresh in many of the senior veterans of the Company. The fresh experiences with female MineZ players in clans and or groups is an annoyance for our newer members as well. Certainly, some women are better than others and are responsible with their influence.

    An old propagandist whose name I forgot used to say: “In attempting to control a society, first persuade the women and the men will follow soonafter”.

    Which I’ve seen in many a gaming community time and time again and we all know what happens when there’s a problem or issue with the girl member of that community. If not handled properly or delicately, the whole community may collapse. For males, it’s straightforward and more rational with less intrigue, but damn girls are a dangerous part of any group.

    Like Australians. Australian girls on the other hand, annoying as fuck with those accents. No, you fucks it’s not sexy like on TV. It’s fucking bawumba chooses combat gear.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    4 chain sets

    6 iron swords

    4 infinity bow

    2 Iron Axes

    1 Diamond Sword

    In exchange for

    37 Health Potions

    A trade run with Avver as the leader of the caravan with numbers reaching to 10 participants, the amount of hiccups on this trade run were moderate and the caravan barely encountered hostile premiums. The main enemy of the UTC at this time was attrition where our numbers were whittled down because people had to go.

    I received reports that people refused to give up their iron gear to the scouts after they left which is really disappointing to hear that A SOCIETY OF SELF-LESS SACRIFICE IS ON THE ROAD TO DECADENCE. But so far, it was an OK trade run… Another disappointing thing was the fact that Iron Axes were barely sold until the end but were bought by some guy called Riley from boondocks.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 41st Mass PvP Event - Downtime Warfare

    I am so sorry, but I will get the server next payday as I have spent my money on something else recently. Plus, nobody else donated cash to our bank. Strangely, after people said they would.

    • DOMESTIC Returning UTC members

    It might take 2 years for him lol.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP

    2) US Trade Run next week.

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