- HEADLINES: COMPANY EU DEBUT
- EDITORIAL “Society crushes most Kids”
- TRADE RUNS Debriefing Operation Forlorn Hope
- TRADE RUNS US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC: New Company policy of Excommunication.
- COMMUNITY: Nothing Really
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GRIMDALE, B.L. - The Company EU branch, led by ElectroCake, finally debuted on EU-2 during the 2nd of May, 2013 with help from the Minefanatics. Though chaotic and only about 2/5 of the merchandise was sold, the caravan demonstrated the Company’s availability to the players of the European community.
On paper, the operation was a disaster with the profit turnouts and the death of the supposed Company’s leader but in practicality, the livestream achieved all of the main goals of Operation Forlorn Hope - to get the message out of the Company’s presence in Europe.
The American team, ironically composing the vast majority of the men participating in the European trade run performed well and are commended for their vast improvement on discipline and quicker reaction time than before.
The European team which was unavailable on that hour could not participate due to the Minefanatics' fixed scheduling.
Michio Kaku - That was the most humiliating event in my entire life
The directory reports that it delivered about:
4 Infinity Bows
2 Chain Sets
In value exchange for
16 health potions
Failed to deliver
5 Iron Swords
3 Chain Sets
The Company proudly reports the exceptional discipline and organization of the company members who participated in the trade run. The company however noted that the officers of the trade run, both ElectroCake and Irishkaiser performed terribly. ElectroCake failed to take the reins and concentrated more on chatting in the livestream and Irishkaiser dishonored the regiment by failing to protect the trade leader which was his sole responsibility.
Both however demonstrated excellent leadership ability when operating independent from each other.
It is recommended the two be separated as when they try to work together, things never get done.
It’s like they distract each other or something.
The Company successfully delivered
5 Chain Sets
5 Iron Swords
*1 Power I Punch I Bow**
In return for
25 Health Potions
The Company has noted that everyone at the end left too early due to a myriad of reasons and left Irishkaiser vulnerable to attack which a [S]ilver made an attempt on his life. More bandits were encountered than usual.
Excommunication denies the existence of a person. SO FAR WE HAVEN’T EXCOMMUNICATED ANYONE YET… TOTALLY… I THINK… I DON’T KNOW, I EXCOMMUNICATED THE PERSON.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
2) EU Regular Trade Run must be carried out.
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