- HEADLINES: UTC Muhreenz Eliminate Premiums and Give Humanitarian Aid to Clarce
- EDITORIAL “The Beginning of our Return”
- TRADE US MineZ Reconnaissance by Fire
- DOMESTIC boonut the Brilliant Leads a Group to their Death in Al Hasa
- DOMESTIC GunOverdose Reclaims 93rd
- ORDERS: *
CLARCE, M.L.- UTC Muhreenz fought off multiple premiums in Paluster yesterday and heard cries of help from Lieutenant_Joe, who was leading a group of leathers around MineZ. The Muhreenz quickly redeployed in a short amount of time and provided substantial aid courtesy of the Muhreen Corps and paid for by premium blood.
The Muhreenz proceeded to scour the South and the Midmap for more premiums but found nobody geared enough to be considered a substantial threat. The action was seen to reconfirm the Company’s hold on Clarce and its old claim on Paluster(Rainytown).
Irishkaiser got all the kills and Finn went suicidal that he didn’t even get one.
Irishkaiser - The experiences of this week has been nothing but constant reminders of our strengths and weaknesses. Our old golden age may have ended, but a new age for us begins soon. Through our past experiences, we have demonstrated we can still hold on to our territories but we can expand no longer. The only key ingredient for our return is men. Not just numbers, we need quality. Ten morons or premiums make the problems worse while one good member might mitigate that one problem. We’re beginning a slow purge of UTC members based on their lack of devotion to duty. GunOverdose has already purged his regiment, and the UTC has no current census to account for all those without regiments or regimentals whose memberships aren’t clear. Even those in line for being kicked.
Minecraftepic47 is one such person. Good guy though he is, I just don’t think this clan is for him, personally. And have you ever noticed how most of our bad members are from California? Name me all the members that were inadequate or have caused trouble. Name me their states. Notice how Californians are somehow… Fucking assholes?
Regardless - our primary concern now is to search for new white blood. A person that sucks can be trained, but a person without any morality but is good can turn on you any moment. Regardless, I’m still giving these guys the choice of whether they want to stay or not and giving them the chance to prove their mettle or devotion.
The Directory cancelled last week’s trade run to patrol around MineZ throughout the following weeks and provide substantial data that may help the Company in the future. It was generally discovered that territorial distribution has remained the same throughout and that no new premium incursions on UTC or white territory has been noted. Population numbers are generally low in the late afternoons but spike up around late night or noon EST. Trade Runs may be rescheduled according to the population distribution. Further research is to be inquired. Cyclone_4343 has been noted for his diligence in providing data for Irishkaiser to study and is vouched for by Irishkaiser to become a full Company Member for his efforts.
Five Company Members(Irishkaiser, boonut, GunOverdose, Hotkek007 and Lieutenant_Joe) fought off multiple bad guys of amounting to at least 7 confirmed premiums, but around 10 were spotted as well. The Fighting in Romero started off in the bridge with an initial encounter by a small group of premiums. The Company successfully crossed the bridge but were forced to make a battle line(oblique) to face the incoming spawn of premiums were Irishkaiser’s experienced leadership was able to prevent an outflanking and re-invigorating belief in the old Company’s way of formation fighting.
Company Forces proceeded to run to open ground and form a new battleline, but an increasing amount of premiums began to appear in all directions turning the fight into a melee after successful flanking from premiums. Company Member boonut carried the day. The experienced older members who were familiar with Formation fighting kept far more cohesion and therefore far more combat power over the undisciplined premium who could not exploit their advantage of breaking the Company’s formation. GunOverdose and Lieutenant_Joe were killed during the most intense melee and after plunging into the Company’s formation. In spite of this, the premiums lost their initial shock and the superior equipment of the UTC began to take effect. The majority of UTC casualty’s personal items however were recovered by Company Members, but were forced to abandon substantial amounts of food on the ground accumulated by both sides.
In the fighting retreat, Company forces regrouped very quickly and defeated pursuing premiums. The encounter had given Company officers a significant taste of the updated combat and will build on the experience gathered during the fight. It was a glorious day and the Legion D'Honneur of 8th April, 2016 are the following:
Boonut - Combat of Merit, 2nd Class
Irishkaiser - Combat of Merit, 2nd Class
Hotkek007 - Combat of Merit, 3rd Class.
GunOverdose - Purple Heart
An encounter that led to an ambush of Company Members Irishkaiser and boonut and some other guy called guy762 by princessdreya’s group resulted in the death of 2 Company Members and 1 associate. The Directory reports that:
“I conceded superiority of command to boonut due to my own unfamiliarity with the area when we were continuing our pursuit of killing giants. He got us around quickly enough but I still felt bare naked upon this flat, featureless country. There was no cover for miles and I wasn’t trained to fight where there is little tactical or strategic areas to make use of. The numbers I’ve seen premiums bring and our PvP doctrines' explanation of flatland’s emphasis on equipment, ping and numbers did little to calm my apprehensions. It was suicide to enter Al Hasa - nonetheless, mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do and die. It was and is my duty. Meine Ehre Heisst Treue.
Upon acquiring visual with princessdreya’s group near Al Hasa, I immediately advised boonut to lay low and avoid contact with the one whom premiums are attracted to like a moth to a candlelight. boonut immediately broke all the laws and sciences of war that we’ve so carefully compiled and paid for with the blood and sanity of our regular brothers by breaking silence and started yapping out loud that the enemy immediately began to move around to find us. Guy762, a person who was familiar with UTC doctrines and experiences with premiums, was also equally apprehensive and supported the idea that any fight with them would be one sided so it was best to not even approach them. Boonut at first seemed like he was going to walk around and leave due to my begging - but the fucker decided to suddenly turn 90 degrees towards Al Hasa at the last moment and I had to follow him - lest I be considered a coward or a deserter for leaving a man behind. Come to think of it, I should have left him behind and let him pay for it by himself. I am no coward, I must stress, my own dumb decision to stay with boonut is testament to that - but I am also no fool and should have put any notions of honor aside in alien territory. Why maintain it in a land that has no value for civilized notions?
boonut throughout has kept assuring me through some bullshit that princessdreya’s group was “cool”. I reminded him they were “premiums” but boonut insisted that I trust his instincts over my experience. Boonut immediately took us to the center of Al Hasa - our fate was sealed.
Perhaps I could’ve still done something to save the day, but then just as I was about to say something, boonut opened his big mouth in chat and revealed our location by shouting “WE HASA NOW”. What a fucking moron.
Our tragedy ends and the catastrophe begins. Upon sighting, I stood out in the open hoping, just hoping… That for once, Irishkaiser WAS WRONG. But no, as usual - the premiums opened fire and began chasing us - exactly as I predicted. boonut immediately couldn’t save guy762 who was surrounded and our numbers was down to two and we were forced and chased out of MineZ’s Baghdad.
boonut ordered a general retreat but then my pride got the best of me. Only then, only then in the wrong moment did I decide to take control. Our unity of command break down and I hesitated and stopped outside some distance from the walls of Al Hasa. About faced I decided to help slow down some speeding premiums and shot one person with a void bow before I was overwhelmed by about five premiums now. The numbers seemed to have increased somehow at the last moment or something or maybe it was just the trick of the eye. I cannot be certain.
In spite of my death, boonut fought valiantly and with great skill. Had I stuck with him and his plan, suicidal though it was, maybe we could’ve done more damage and potentially killed one. For a good moment, in spite of numbers, in spite of equipment, he held a force 4 or 5 times his number at or near Tenebris. Had I followed him then, maybe it would’ve ended differently. Alas, according to boonut he was outflanked by… Another premium group? The accounts are unclear and he was knocked off with a knockback sword and fell to his death."
The Directory later discovered boonut was on fucking marijuana while he led the whole damn giant expedition. The Company was literally led by a degenerate to fight degenerates and die in a degenerate place. Literally nothing but morons are raised in Al Hasa. boonut afterwhich became depressed at the betrayal. Princessdreya tried to say sorry and make herself less guilty - but Irishkaiser learned. He even predicted the number during his last chat with princessdreya:
[04/04/2016 11:22:24 AM] baby girl dreya 👼🏼: hope I am able to show up on trade runs still
[04/04/2016 11:22:37 AM] baby girl dreya 👼🏼: if not I understand
[04/04/2016 11:23:59 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser): hope I am able to show up on trade runs
[04/04/2016 11:23:59 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser):Nice try, Cassmich
[04/04/2016 11:24:07 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser): Fool me once, shame on you
[04/04/2016 11:24:14 AM] Капитан Жалёо(Irishkaiser): >brings 5 premium friends
[04/04/2016 11:24:26 AM] baby girl dreya 👼🏼: I wouldn’t do that?
[04/04/2016 11:24:33 AM] baby girl dreya 👼🏼: you really don’t know me
[04/04/2016 11:24:35 AM] baby girl dreya 👼🏼: I’m not against you
IRISHKAISER. ALWAYS. RIGHT.
Kicks a lot of 93rd members. MK11, Hotkek007 and boonut kicked as well from the 93rd.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run next week.
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