^HEADLINES

    EDITORIAL

    TRADE

    DRILLS

    DOMESTIC

    ORDERS


    • HEADLINES: Company Conducts Daring Raid on Romero

    ROMERO, S.L.- Company Forces heroically provoked and slaughtered many premiums just because they were bored. But it was for a noble cause


    • EDITORIAL “93rd Regiment Address of its State.”

    GunOverdose - The last expedition was vital to proving its recovery. With half the players (and all of the issues) gone, the regiment proved itself to be stable. Recruiting guidelines have been set and are not as easy as before. Uniforms will become mandatory for members and will enforce tradition. We lost our tradition, so we lost our regiment. The more I look at it, 93rd Regiment never had a golden age. It was more of an “era of good feelings”. While everything seemed all sunshine and rainbows, the influx of outsiders partaking and being in dungeons arguably corrupted a few members. No more will dungeon runs be open to outsiders. Some company members may be allowed but time will show as it goes on. To say we’ve rebuilt is more of a falsehood. We didn’t rebuild what we had. We recreated a regiment and remolded it to what it should’ve been. Nonetheless I am proud of the regiment and how far it’s come. Into Darkness We Go…


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Chain Sets

    2 Infinity Bows

    2 Iron Swords

    2 Iron Axes

    In exchange for

    18 Health Potions

    Another Trade Run that sold out before a battle was fought. Company forces, being led by boogaert and boonut(who I would like to mention that have both matured very well since they first played in the UTC) conducted a raid in Romero and committed heroic genocide. The angry premiums counter-attacked but of course were beaten back by UTC members.

    Lieutenant_Joe, who Avver predicted was gonna die did freaking die. This experience will help us in the future for Close Quarter Fighting and much data has been gathered from it.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Simoon Song

    In exchange for

    4 Gunpowders

    3 Cakes

    6 Infinity Bows

    Give the Infinity Bows to Finn. The rest keep for ourselves.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Diamond Sword

    In exchange for

    5 Health Potions

    The obvious, simple Diamond Sword Trade


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 44th Mass PvP Event - Fuck you, Yakuza

    WE ARE NEVER PLAYING ON ROMERO AGAIN. FUCK THIS GUY, ALL HE DOES IS WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE’S KILLED EACH OTHER AND HE COMES IN THE LAST MOMENT :V


    • DOMESTIC Gun’s Lottery

    https://shotbow.net/forum/threads/twelve-diamond-swords-give-away.345850/unread

    It solves our CynicalChicken Problems.


    • DOMESTIC *EXPEDITION: INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL. *

    The 93rd regiment decided to go back to what helped gear the company’s trade run. The Frostbain catacombs. With about half the numbers of previous, it seemed as if we weren’t going to survive anyway. However after discovering some rumors were false claims, the regiment decided to go for the gold. LT. Joe, and GunOverdose had completed their side while awaiting silver. Silver, died twice trying to get to his part but never gave up and eventually regrouped with Joe and Gun. The Directory is considering offering Silver a medal for his determination. Meanwhile, dipshit Argo knew their was a run but was too busy playing league to join until 40 minutes in. His citizenship was revoked and has a questionable work visa as of now. Cyclone and Argo did their side with no issues. Gun lost communication via microphone but managed to use the chat to get messages across. Argo did sacrifice (giving me a reason not to be whipped and flogged) without being asked to. Run was a success with one Agni’s rage and Fury in our aresenal.

    • GunOverdose

    • DOMESTIC Alt Explodes in Aspermont

    Due to what Shotbow calls as “fun” or “amazing”, an alt died all of a sudden for no inexplicable reason. The wow is real.


    • DOMESTIC MK11 kicked from 111th Regiment

    This nigger never at all played like a UTC member, but rather he kept playing with foreigners and as such his CITIZENSHIP IS REVOKED, CITIZEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?


    • DOMESTIC ItsMickeyEpic asked to leave UTC

    But his answer as always is vague and is trying to buy time.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP

    2) NO Trade Run next week.

    3) GATHER GUNPOWDER AND CAAAAEEYYK


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