Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html POTION PRICES FALL TO 3 POTS PER SET
- EDITORIAL “In defense of Monopoly”
- TRADE RUNS US Trade Run
- TRADE RUNS EU Trade Run
- DOMESTIC: S.S.D.D.
- COMMUNITY: Clan is Kill
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - The directory has lowered the prices of potions per chain set today remarking on the increasing amount of cheapness in the commodity and a large amount of surplus in store but will maintain the set prices of 1 potion per iron sword and or enchanted bow and 2 potions for infinity bows.
Effective next trade run, all merchandise are to conform towards the new prices.
John D. Rockefeller - You call it ‘monopoly’… I call it, enterprise.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
3 Infinity Bows
4 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
In value exchange for
22 health potions
This trade run was assaulted by bandits and failed to sell 1 chain set and 1 iron sword left in the merchandise. S.S.D.D.
The Company successfully delivered
3 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
In return for
20 health potions
Trade run started in Yawpton and ended pre-maturely in Portsmouth under orders from ElectroCake. The European members performed better than their American counterparts.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.