- HEADLINES: 111th Granted Right to Bear Colours for Distinguished Service in Foreign Adventures
- EDITORIAL “Never Pet a Burning Dog”
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- TRADE US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill 45th Mass PvP Event - Raiding the Gravelands
- DOMESTIC 12 Diamond Sword Give-Away Lottery Winner: Jerrybibo!
- DOMESTIC 93rd Streams Paluster
- DOMESTIC Company Forces Conduct Military Operations in the Midlands
- DOMESTIC Imperial Border Scandal - SMUGGLER WENT THROUGH THE BORDER
- DOMESTIC FinnMNMiner and Cyclone_43 avenge UTC Honor in Frostbain
- DOMESTIC UTC Allies in the Midlands publicly approves UTC protection
- DOMESTIC Mcepic47 Finally Kicked from UTC
- ORDERS: *
KNOXMOOR, G.L.- Company Forces heroically provoked and slaughtered many premiums just because they were bored. But it was for a noble cause and have acquired about 5 diamond swords and 2 power II bows while sustaining only one casualty against a total of 5-6 premiums.
Elements from the 222nd, 93rd and the 111th all took part in raiding the Gravelands during Stupid Saturday and brought back loot to arm and guard the Colonial forces garrisoned in the frontier territories. The 111th and 93rd have also garnered a battle honour for the fights around Eillom and Knoxmoor. The 111th for its distinguished performance will be granted the right to bear Colours for their regiment.
Irishkaiser - This last week has been wonderful, and with more great news from our premium enemies who remain eternally divided. As you all know, a certain so- Oh for fuck’s sake. Fine. I won’t be hiding anyone’s name about it because this is just so fucking cool to hear. Anyway, as you all know former UTC member princessdreya’s leaving has acted to our best interest. By releasing her to the premiums, she has sown seeds of more infighting and destruction among the premium ranks by just being her. Literally, it’s like biological warfare.
I do however regret that the first to fall is the most honorable of the premium clans - the Sgt Squad. I have much respect for them, specifically how SgtScorpion did not trash talk us or threaten us like many other premiums and has even helped us in the past as well. Unfortunately, I have received news that our virus has somehow died out all of a sudden with a sudden lull in her endeavors after causing yet again another problem among the premiums. Still, she has done her damage and by God sir, am I pleased at the damage she’s done. Premiums right now are petting a burning dog and unlike us, who never pets a burning dog… Well, Gott Mit Uns.
The Empire is also becoming more aggressive recently, whether or not this is good for the future of our clan’s soul I’m not yet certain. But our recent acts of aggression have been received with popular support. We must be careful about where we’re going with this… Yes, it’s kinda true I DO HAVE PLANS TO BE MORE AGGRESSIVE IN THE FUTURE. With one goal in mind… But still, we should also ourselves NOT PET BURNING dogs. What does Petting a burning dog mean? Well, in the process of helping something or someone, you cause more damage or pain through not just yourself - but to the one you were helping with yourself. Right now we’ve shown a commitment to our friends in the Midlands, who live under our protection as Imperial Citizens. Still, we should try to finalize this and put some order into it or else we’ll start petting burning dogs.
The Directory announces the Trade Run has been cancelled this week due to June Reforms preparations. The Company has instead took to raiding and plundering Premiums in the Gravel lands and brought home loot of
5 Diamond Swords
2 Power II Bows
1 Infinity Bow
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Lone Sword
In exchange for
2 Health Potions
Wagga wagga wagga
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
Power II Bow
In exchange for
2 Unidentified Books
Cyclone’s personal trade
Finn’s Point of View
Upon arriving at Knoxmoor inn the group made plans for an ambush. I (FinnMNMiner) would act as the bait walking eastward towards camp Azara and Elliom down in the canyons. While i walked, boonut and knifemafia waited on top of the stairs to ambush the enemies that I lured to them. When I got within visual distance of camp azara I over heard chat messages from 3 separate players. After confirming they were not between my and the ambush point, I taunted them. They did not seem interested in finding my location. This made it seem that they were in camp azara. Unfortunately I had to logout for a minute. After logging back in, I swept around looking for enemies. Then on my six I spotted a lone player who was standing between me and the ambushers he acted friendly and tried his best to keep his distance I circled him wide in order to not get cut off. He ran. (At this point I think knifemafia and boonut came down the stairs) they followed me but stayed far behind so that we could possibly lure in the player. Boonut and knifemafia then took position a good distance away from elliom and I walked in to the pond to grab water and bait players. It was at that point I spotted the first enemy. He chased me and I brought him to the waiting ambushers but two other players emerged amounting to 3 enemies. As a team we regrouped and headed back to the stairs. Where the combat began I shot 2 played on there way up. (This is where I don’t recollect everything that happened) but I was retard and killed a zombies and it dropped the loot then I was a retard again and got attacked will consuming the loot and I ran and tried to rejoin the group but it was to far and I was KIA [15/05/2016 12:45:57 PM] EKK (Finn): This is my account of what I saw I just thought I’d be able to add a lot because I was the scout
Irishkaiser’s Point of View
I wasn’t able to join in the later battles because I was busy handling logistics and sending supplies back and forth, but I was part of the first battle where I ordered a raid into the Premium territory after finding no premiums to kill in Frostbain and Paluster.
UTC forces landed on the North Side of the Gravelands and managed to find a lone premium being chased by a player zombie. Cutting the premium off from potential reinforcements, I held a chokepoint all by myself expecting more to come while boonut and Yakuza deal with the straggler. The straggler was overpowered by superior UTC forces and so was the player zombie, taking two diamond swords, an infinity bow and one extra Power II.
This guy basically won 12 diamond swords but won’t pick it up until next week. Boonut will handle the delivery
The 93rd Regiment with some help from the 95th does Paluster. Out of the 9 who came in, 4 survived and some new legendaries were gathered to be field tested by UTC forces.
After an attempt on a UTC member at being tricked while under the pretense of negotiations and good faith for a previous incident, the Directory mobilized Company forces to patrol the Midlands and protect the border provinces and colonies from Rockie_Dog and associates. The patrols have gained multiple victories the past week from not just Rockie_Dog but multiple premium players and groups, and as such have garnered widespread support from the UTC for the capture of multiple equipments and weapons.
The UTC also felt bold enough to attack premium stragglers and survivor groups in Suicide Saturday in the Gravelands and returned home with a nice profit.
Irishkaiser was given a court martial and tried for allowing a fucking premium disguised as a white account(probably cause the fucker cuckold was banned) to get pass UTC border patrols right under our noses. Irishkaiser failed to intercept the premium player after just looking at his papers and said “You seem OK. You’re free to go!” before server hopping and overhearing the same user ACT LIKE A FUCKING PREMIUM AND PREMMING IT OUT IN THE SHOTBOW LOBBY. LIKE HOLY SHIT, I JUST LET A MOTHERFUCKING PREMIUM GET THE FUCK AWAY AND NOW HE’S SMUGGLED IN PRINCESSDREYA NUDES IN UTC TERRITORY.
Realizing their mistake, UTC forces attempted to intercept the premium by server hopping but the premium escaped and ran away, much to the dishonor of Irishkaiser who allowed a premium to get pass border patrols.
UTC Forces successfully defeated those who attempted to insult our honor and trick us while under negotiations.
Friendly players: StealthStrike (Cyclone) FinnMNMiner CloneSniper
Enemies: Swordartonline or something and Rockie_dog
Friendly Casualties: 0
Enemies Casualties: 2
The team assembled in Base with simple intentions of just gearing. Stealthstrike mentioned that he had been killed in frostbain twice recently so the group stuck together and went Frostbain after obtaining more potions. The team made a pit stop at fort z to try and obtain a helmet. Leaving fort z the group came up on the east side of the frostbain cathedral sneaking up to the wall. No players were spotted so the party went to loot the town. Suddenly, while clonesniper was parkouring up the windmill he came under bow fire stealthstrike called for Finn and they proceeded to attack sword_art_online (SaO for short). SaO ran South East fleeing us. After passing the graveyard a little he turned and fought a short meelee battle occurred and he ran off northeast back to the town stealth strike tossed his nade then Finn tossed his, killing the enemy. I think it is worth noting that the player was carrying an usually large amount of cookies. Between 7-9 stacks of mini carb cakes. 4 D-swords and 2 inf bows were obtained. Clone sniper played no role in combat, she was stuck in the tower. By the time she came down the fight was over.
We walked to stealthstrike’s alt to put the excess diamond swords and 1 infinity bow onto then walked back to frostbain clonesniper had to logout. Upon entering frostbain we saw no sign of any players and proceed to loot it for more sugar and grenades. Stealthstrike spotted Rockie_dog and attacked I then came to his aid rockie_dog was moving like a moron in my opinion and even to his sweet time to run away and type “1v1” (it’s funny how he wanted us to play by his rules after double crossing the UTC) the fight consisted of him running back and forth finally he was killed by stealth strike. Strangely he had quite a few splashes and drink iiis left in his inventory. The screenshot taken is as soon as the battle was finish. The other screenshot of SaO was taking after a bit of looting. Why so many cookies?????
Many Eyechat regulars who play and travel around the Midlands approve and wholeheartedly support UTC military efforts being conducted in the Midlands and have given the Company eyes and ears in the area. A secret list of people is being drawn up who are to be designated as “Imperial Citizens” and live under the protection of the UTC.
This has brought up questions on what will happen to the colonial players when UTC withdraws its military presence from the Midlands. The Company has no answer for now as staying in the Midlands indefinitely would divide the Company’s attention.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) Trade Run next week.
3) GATHER GUNPOWDER. DO NOT GATHER ANY MORE CAKE.
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