Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Company Approves of Temporary Alliances
- EDITORIAL The Problem With MineZ
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 45th Mass PvP Event - No Frills, No Drills
- DOMESTIC GunOverdose Experiences the Eternal Wisdom of the Shotbow Staff
- DOMESTIC 93rd Goes to Frostbain
- DOMESTIC boonut leaves behind comrade in Al Hasa and runs away in a 2v3 which was his idea in the first place
- DOMESTIC More Outrage at Moral Degeneracy of current UTC generation
- ORDERS: *
^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
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ASPERMONT, W.L.- The Company in general approves of having temporary alliances and can accept them whenever they see fit. The main goal here is to get more foreigners to die for us in our wars.
Irishkaiser - You ever notice how certain people keep saying they want more people in the game, but these are the same people who always play on the low-population servers. I mean, the lot of them get what they want - no people in a safe and secure area, but they also complain about how there’s not a lot of people in them. Fuck these guys, there’s no pleasing them. This is the MineZ audience and combine this with an equally incompetent administration and you combine the fact that both think they’re always right no matter what, you get something very difficult to work with.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
1 Chain Set
2 Infinity Bows
1 Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
21 Health Potions
A short trade run where we were sold out in Grimdale. Still trying to find the sweet spot amount of items to sell.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
In exchange for
8 Health Potions
Bitches want Iron armor, bitches love Iron armor. Cheap shit.
NONE TODAY, MAYBE TOMORROW
He is now reminded of why the fuck we fight. He’ll forget in 5 days.
93rd Takes On Frostbain- “The run started with 4 people present. GunOverdose, Argo, Silver, and Cyclone. However one more was required to join to complete the dungeon. The Regiment began to prank call Lt. Joe’s skype and real phone number. Apparently it was his step dad’s phone number so luckily nobody picked up. UnknownPlayer123 was contacted to join and did so to find out all his characters died. This may be due to the security breach that was handled as Shotbow normally handles situations (aka bunch of monkeys flinging their own shit at each other).
Anyways the run started while unknown geared up. Everything went normally good as always. But unknown died due to lag so the regiment had to wait for him again. The next attempt for unknown was successful. Argo sacrificed himself and new tactics were found in the boss room. There was a "holy shit” moment where GunOverdose and Unknown were launched into the air by a baby pigmen. But it was a smooth run overall. A Potion and Bow are now in possession of the regiment and the Directory is determining the exact use of these potions in field-testing. Reports are being written about the recruit and we want to make sure he is company material before he is officially a regimental.
Regimental Captain boonut dishonored himself yesterday when what could have been an opportunity for glory turned into an embarrassing defeat, not by virtue of arms, but by the embarrassing conduct of boonut who in his infinite cowardice and nervousness ran the fuck away from what could have been a winnable fight. That’s not all, his personal cowardice cost the life of his partner - who died from the fact that it suddenly became a 1v3.
boonut’s defense of the situation was the following:
1) The orders “Go!” were unclear and he thought it meant run away instead of attacking them.
2) There was a “hacker” among the group, so it was understandable to be afraid.
His defense was answered with the following
1) For someone who thought the orders were vague, he sure was very quick about running the fuck away instead of coming in from the rear when he was like within 10 BLOCKS AWAY. In fact, it was later reported he ran away so fast, he made it to Frostbain from Al Hasa in record fucking time.
2) Irishkaiser fought this so called “hacker” on GG and he was doing well against him and didn’t even notice any hacking tools or was detected by radar or any of the like. And then boonut, in an effort to make sure his shame was never known, proceeded to attack Irishkaiser from the back so he couldn’t kill the “hacker” to prove a point and proceeded to shout with tears in his eyes “YOU’RE BAD AT PVP!!!” repeatedly.
This scandal has profound impact on morale. If we can’t trust to watch each other’s back or be willing to die alongside one another in a world where items are technically infinite and you literally CANNOT EVER DIE, how the fuck do you think we can ever win against an enemy that practically doesn’t give a shit? Our tactics and strategy require strict offensive mindset and most importantly, FIGHTING TOGETHER. We’re already low on manpower, so lets not make our initial disadvantage worse than it already is BY HAVING IMAGINARY NUMBERS ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
Just another day of old men telling young men they’re not good enough. THEY WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) No Trade Run next week.
3) GATHER GUNPOWDER. DO NOT GATHER ANY MORE CAKE.
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