- HEADLINES: Company Agrees Brings 2 Giants to Romero in Celebration of June Reforms
222nd South Aspermont
95th East Yawpton
- EDITORIAL Renewed Experience
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 48th Mass PvP Event - Training Icaruis and Jamwizard2
- DOMESTIC UnknownPlayer123 Promoted to Full Company Member
- DOMESTIC UnknownPlayer123 Gazetted First Lieutenant to the 93rd
- DOMESTIC rexonTK kicked for malicious attitude.
- DOMESTIC More 93rd Scandals Rock UTC.
- DOMESTIC UTC Defends Midlands
- DOMESTIC More Recruits Join UTC.
- DOMESTIC Directory Orders all Members Capable of Recording without affecting their Gameplay to Record
- ORDERS: *
ROMERO, S.L.- In an incredible feat of logistics that could only be matched by the heirs of Rome, the Company brought to Romero TWO Giants from the Gravelands while only sustaining one casualty along the way due to Shotbow’s lag. The Company, led by Irishkaiser using Kruziikaazjun, planned and executed this bold mission with support from all the 4 active regiments at the time:
Two giants were led over Romero’s walls and paraded to the church. Much data has been gathered from this mission, particularly the weaknesses of the hierarchy and organizational structure of the UTC as the combat roles weren’t as emphasized like the Corpsman(medic) being only used in the last second. This event also showcased the latest strings of tactical and strategic incompetence that has caused controversy in the 93rd recently as their dodgy and shambled organization and leadership has led to the deaths of all 93rd participants and some other Company members, regimentals and civilians. A Directory-led investigation and measure has generated sufficient response to their self-improvement.
Irishkaiser - The amount of new members has reduced our status as “experienced” as showcased by jamwizard2 and his incredibly naive attitude towards our enemies which was brutally vindicated when he was FUCKING DESTROYED BY A PREMIUM IN FUCKING LEATHER WHILE HE WAS IN FULL IRON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Still, the core of old members we have is good enough and certain new members are very experienced themselves.
The Directory announces there has been no trade run due to the June Reforms Holiday Celebration.
The training for Icaruis has gone very well and he’s progressing. Jamwizard2’s delusions and idealism was broken when we told him to beware the dangerous premium. He disregarded it and got his ass whooped, beaten by FadedIsEasy who was in leather. It was ironic and funny because this guy was all like “Filthy prems” without having any idea or respect for what the enemy can do. He fucking deserved it. The premium may be a savage but he’s a dangerous savage - do NOT UNDERESTIMATE them ever.
UnknownPlayer123 has been voted in as a full Company Member
Immediately after he was promoted to full Company Member, UnknownPlayer123 was gazetted as vice leader of the 93rd regiment by request of Irishkaiser after seeing that his skills be wasted as a mere common member.
Refusal to follow orders is unbecoming of an Oldguardsman, he was summarily executed on the spot for fucking around in a rebellious manner and immediately kicked from the UTC, especially after wasting 2 fireworks which were meant for the Romero event.
After it was discovered that the 93rd has not been giving out proper manuals and stuff to their members and with a string of 93rd led or 93rd-related disasters or defeats recently, the Directory has taken upon itself to intervene to save the only Dungeoneering regiment. Strings of reports come in from certain 93rd members describing shoddiness of communication, chaotic organization and ego or friendship based privileges, which IS NOT WHAT THE UTC STANDS FOR.
Their failure to organize and get a clear idea of the situation after the June Reforms celebration was considered scandalous but a latest in another string of Company failures by the 93rd, the most damning of which was letting in Barbie_Q, someone who has no interest in joining the UTC enter their Discord chat(but only suspected of being allowed because she was female) while COMPANY MEMBERS AND OFFICERS FROM OTHER REGIMENTS WERE BARRED FROM ENTERING. People who expressed interest in joining the 93rd Discord chat were also barred from entering the 93rd Discord chat.
Under the leadership of proper leaders like Irishkaiser, boonut, etc… But when somehow the other members are left on their own, they begin to take more casualties and get their asses whooped.
Mostly the 111th, 93rd and 95th Regiments.
With Bionic_Prodigy being accused by friends of the Company, premiums and even Company Members of admin abuse after Bionic banned two friends of the UTC for killing his friends fairly, the Directory has ordered all Company Members capable of recording to record while on missions to bring that nigger to justice.
1) June Reforms completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run Next Week.
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