- HEADLINES: Company Introduces New PvP Modernization Agenda
- EDITORIAL The Hunger for Resources
- TRADE US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill 50th Mass PvP Event - Boonut, Irishkaiser and Sahlgutmir Train Company Members and Regimentals
- DOMESTIC Boogaert Wins Bet - Irishkaiser Owes His Money, Sammy
- DOMESTIC Benchmark Kicked for Lying to Directory Members and Cheating
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser and Avver fight the Universe
- DOMESTIC 93rd Completes Paluster Run
- DOMESTIC Jamwizard2 transfers to the 93rd
- DOMESTIC Imperial Citizenship being looked into again
- ORDERS: *
ASPERMONT, W.L.- The Company increasingly modernizes the PvP capabilities of new members through a disconcerted series of ordinances and reforms. A lot have improved but a lot are still not good enough. Boonut, Irishkaiser and Sahlgutmir have been put in charge as tactical advisers and drill sergeants.
The Drill Server was supposed to make a comeback last week, unfortunately Irishkaiser got busy at the wrong time. It will be open sometime this week. Avver and Irishkaiser are working on it, upon our honor we do solemnly swear.
Irishkaiser - Within the past months, the Company has added new territories to its dominion with another one being voted upon(TO RE-ASSERT OURSELVES), many of these are areas of high quality resources. With an increasing population comes the demand and need to arm and provide for the substantial forces we have and we therefore expand our reach.
This has also increased our frequency of skirmishes the past couple of months with the 93rd, the 111th and the 222nd scoring encountered kills more frequently in the last couple of months than the last year alone. The environment is perfect for the new amount of blood to start increasing their skills until we have an experienced army to raid Al Hasa every so often and bring back the supplies to our citizens back in the West.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Chain Sets
5 Iron Sword
1 Power Bows
1 Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
20 Health Potions
Trade Run where Finn was the leader and actually served very well. The new guys, with newfound respect for their enemies after some crippling defeats and disasters performed much better and were more obedient to their more experienced superiors. The trade run was late though because they refused to start without Irishkaiser who was a scout this trade run. The Trade Run started at Grimdale and punched through some premiums and hackers and entered Romero to sell their last goods. While there, the Company encountered medium premium resistance with one full chain bandit camper cheater being taken out.
The FUNGUSes under the direction and leadership of the more experienced Company Members survived this time, with one guy almost getting his ass whooped BY A LEATHER PREMYUM but was saved by the superior equipment and numbers of the long-time Company Members.
Boonut and then later Irishkaiser and Sahlgutmir began training individual Regimentals and Members how to stand and fight against the enemy as a group and as a team and more importantly - how to communicate.
Irishkaiser is always wrong. Son of a bitch… Irishkaiser waits to add boogaert’s steam account to buy him Mounting Babes Warbang: Nipple Whores.
Benchmark1337(banned account UnknownPlayer123) was kicked from the UTC for lying to a Directory Member about a report and at the same time, lying to the Company about him not cheating. Benchmark later admitted his use of a creative client.]
Both were not available for the weekend and the nearby weeks the other day and both will pay heavily for their insolence. I will scream at Avver.
Just today, 93rd with some assistance from the 111th, completed Paluster and brought back a bow. Really. A fucking bow. Come the fuck on.
He wanted to see some action, Hevy. Alright, Echo.
Certain issues have been brought up and is being looked into and certain provisions will be added or edited.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run Next Week.
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