- HEADLINES: Partial Mobilization Agreed.
- EDITORIAL Do Nothing - Become the Talk of the Town. Give them purpose in life.
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 53rd Mass PvP Event - The Great Chase
- DOMESTIC Bad Day Boogaert - West Frostbain Skirmish Defeat
- DOMESTIC ObliviousBob defeats West Bandit Clan at Frostbain
- DOMESTIC UTC Members still Divided over Full Mobilization
- DOMESTIC Vergath, Grenadier of the Old Guard, UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company
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FROSTBAIN, M.L.- Certain Select Company Members are to be at battle-ready equipment at all times. The rest, eh. You all can still do whatever you want until we decide.
Irishkaiser - What I don’t get is, we literally do nothing but for some strange reason we’re all of a sudden the talk of the town, being credited or blamed for things we don’t even do. The whole damn thing is pretty strange for me, just sitting here doing nothing and then next thing you know - people are TALKING ABOUT US. FOR DOING NOTHING.
Now, advertisement is great, but I just feel like it’s undeserved because I didn’t do anything to promote that at all. Are we that important or great that people just out of the blue talk about us? I don’t even know half of the people who talk about us. I’m sitting here, minding my own business, watching TV in my home next thing you know there’s a bunch of protesters and fans on my lawn talking about shit I don’t even know about.
What in the absolute fuck. Where the hell did these guys come from and what the hell did I ever do to them? Can’t they just play the game like everybody else? Well, at least know we give people purpose in life. SS must be boring since it’s repetitive, MineZ is dying as they say, so I guess they’re looking for other things to do. Let’s go give them what they want. PURPOSE IN LIFE. Let’s have fun doing it as well.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Sets
2 Iron Sword
2 Infinity Bows
1 Iron helmet
1 Iron legs
in value exchange for
20 Health Potions
Trade Run that went through a laggy ass server, but managed to sell by day’s end. Went through a lot of shit just to sell stuff, but in the end, we managed to sell out at Portsmouth and proceeded to just go home.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Diamond Sword
1 Infinity Bow
in value exchange for
1 Gunpowder
When the bitches start tripping and they know the prices are cheap.
Company forces started chasing West Bandit Clan guys and found nothing from Paluster, Frostbain, Aspermont, Crowmure, etc. They weren’t there.
Company Forces sent to protect a person in Frostbain from Bandits ended in a defeat today. All kills were by DurryMunchingAbo. Company witnesses find DurryMunchingAbo to be very suspicious as his damage output was waaaay too fast. From a simple 1 ½, and to 2 hearts and then all of a sudden 3 and ½.
It was noted DurryMunchingAbo got all the kills as Mr_Pi(who fared better and fought mundanely against Toxic until being joined by DurryMunchingAbo) while Irishkaiser, the last standing Company Member who was too busy using up all his resources noted that while being hit by Toxic, the damage output was at believable drain levels, until engaged by DurryMunchingAbo who started overtaking Toxic and then all of a sudden the damage output increased and was finished off.
No definite proof of anything fishy as the videos only indicate health draining in an exponential manner on boogaert and that Mr_Pi’s death was only until he was joined by DurryMunchingAbo without any clear signs due to the confusion of combat.
Boogaert was again later killed again when he got re-equipped. Bad day for boogaert.
The player the Company was sent to protect escaped during the fight but recovered some stuff for the UTC after, to which the Company was grateful for and rewarded.
So far, the Company list two iron armor sets and a ton of splash potions(however it was noted by Toxic that there was just too many they didn’t bother picking it up) and 3 diamond swords. The friendly player later gave back some of the equipment, but was mostly given to back to them and told to get somewhere safe.
The Company would like to say again that it doesn’t brand player DurryMunchingAbo as of yet, whether he’s a hacker or a glitcher(strength glitch) because there is no definite proof, but would like to show everyone our perspective and that maybe it was just lag on our side for all we know with the hearts not registering on time for us to splash properly.
Some Company Members are still too busy doing other in-game things and oppose full mobilization due to certain other endeavors in-game being planned at the moment. Decision may be reached soon.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run Next Week unless Full Mobilization is call for.
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