- HEADLINES: THE ABSTRACT [F] TRADING COMPANY
- EDITORIAL “Equilibrium Dogs”
- TRADE RUNS US Trade Run
- TRADE RUNS EU Trade Run
- DOMESTIC: Stina1998 Joins the Company
- COMMUNITY: CivCraftl
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ASPERMONT, W.L. - Irishkaiser announced last week that due to his will be frequent inactivity he is unfit to run the Company and will be slowly relinquishing assets to his niece, fartabstract.
Irishkaiser will not be quitting MineZ. He just wants to die.
Shotgun - Bang bang.
The directory reports that it delivered about:
5 Chain Sets
1 Enchanted Bow
5 Iron Swords
In exchange for
17 health potions
1 Golden Apple
S.S.D.D. Nothing to worry about.
The Company successfully delivered
3 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
In return for
8 health potions
Small trade run conducted by Israphel. He bought home a keeper for this one(stina1998).
So there’s this new guy, right? So she’s like from Sweden, I guess that’s good since like fucking EU and what not. Fuck, man.
ShotBow now hosts CivCraft servers, a gamemode inspired from Sid Meier’s Civilization series.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.