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    ^HEADLINES

    EDITORIALS

    TRADE ^RUNS

    DOMESTIC

    COMMUNITY

    ORDERS

    • HEADLINES: THE ABSTRACT [F] TRADING COMPANY

    ASPERMONT, W.L. - Irishkaiser announced last week that due to his will be frequent inactivity he is unfit to run the Company and will be slowly relinquishing assets to his niece, fartabstract.

    Irishkaiser will not be quitting MineZ. He just wants to die.

    • EDITORIAL “Equilibrium Dogs”

    Shotgun - Bang bang.

    • TRADE RUNS US Trade Run

    The directory reports that it delivered about:

    5 Chain Sets

    1 Enchanted Bow

    5 Iron Swords

    In exchange for

    17 health potions

    1 Golden Apple

    1 Bandage

    S.S.D.D. Nothing to worry about.

    • TRADE RUNS EU Trade Run

    The Company successfully delivered

    3 Chain Sets

    2 Iron Swords

    In return for

    8 health potions

    3 Apples

    Small trade run conducted by Israphel. He bought home a keeper for this one(stina1998).

    • DOMESTIC: Stina1998 Joins the Company

    So there’s this new guy, right? So she’s like from Sweden, I guess that’s good since like fucking EU and what not. Fuck, man.

    • COMMUNITY: CivCraftl

    ShotBow now hosts CivCraft servers, a gamemode inspired from Sid Meier’s Civilization series.

    ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:

    1) Trade Run finished. SOP.

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