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    • HEADLINES: Company Balances Gunpowder Trade Deficit

    FROSTBAIN, M.L.- The Company’s gunpowder production an imports has finally turned it into an exporter of gunpowder. We can now export about 5+ gunpowder to the market if anyone wants to buy from us. Good job on Industrializing gunpowder, UTC. Looks like our wars in the Midlands paid off and now we have a steady source of powder and a powder factory as well.

    • EDITORIAL The Entente with Corsair

    Irishkaiser - I welcome an entente with Corsair, not an alliance for we do not recognize clans that have admins in their ranks. There is nothing wrong with pragmatic partnership that have ad hoc provisions. The UTC, in order to expand, needs these relations, especially with our final ambition being in view, yet so far away without outside help.

    The current situation is a favorable one for us, for our expansion relies on friends of more foreign palate. The true born proud and well-bred Companyman does not easily compromise their culture, way of life or identity for certain acts and things that people may or may not do. However, other people show no such compunctions for doing them and this may be a good thing for us to have.

    I still think our future lies in the East, not just ours, but for all MineZ. The East is key to our security and taming it is our primary objective in the adventures to come. The South? We dominate that, even if our premium attackers must live with a modus vivendi. The West? That is our home, our fatherland. The North? Fewer even care. But the East, the East with all its riches in both men and material is exactly the place to secure our final victory over MineZ. Tame the East, and you tame MineZ.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Iron Armor Sets

    1 Chain Set

    3 Iron Sword

    2 Diamond Swords

    1 Iron Axe

    Agni’s Rage

    in value exchange for

    30 Health Potions

    A very eventful trade run that saw combat against multiple premium enemies and almost resulted in me sleeping with Pittacus damn it, before the Goddamn premiums show up forcing us to stand and fight. The group first encountered premium resistance in Portsmouth but divided attentions of the Company. The premiums killed some friendly irons while the UTC was distracted, but the UTC succeeded in recovering or destroying the stuff gained by the premium attackers.

    The Caravan then moved to Pravus and then to Grimdale where another encounter was had, this time - a customer - ScarlettEbbi, who was so noted for their sheer incompetence in banditing even though Scarlett had superior equipment, but in following instructions. The UTC apparently sold a diamond sword to ScarlettEbbi but ScarlettEbi died to a leather premium soonafter and the UTC had to fight twice as hard to recover the stuff from three premium bandits, one of whom was full iron, diamond sword. The group defeated them and went back to Portsmouth to fight off another premium group and then sold out in the town. Premium numbers were inadequate, but coupled with the introduced iron armor and diamond swords to the South, made extracting and or protecting people a tenuous position.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Iron Axe

    in value exchange for

    3 Potions

    Cyclone whirls into some other guy’s home, took three potions and then leaves behind an iron axe. Hundreds die.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Diamond Swords

    in value exchange for

    1 Gunpowder

    Some premiums just want cheap goods.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    2 Diamond Swords

    1 Iron Boots

    in value exchange for

    2 Gunpowder

    2 Glowstone

    Michellemal pays for more shit.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 54th Mass PvP Event - Falling for the 1.9 Meme

    Turns out 1.9 then wasn’t ready and the servers just lagged out massively.

    • DOMESTIC Foreign Exchange Student Program - Our Boys Score Kills

    Mr.Pi studying abroad with the UTC attaches in Corsair participated and “won” an SS. Mr.Pi also avenged himself by personally killed imapvpr with an iron sword. Yakuza killed some other guy with a hippie name. Mr.Pi also brought home to his family via air mail souvenirs(1 iron armor set, 1 diamond sword)

    The UTC also paid for his tuition by sending some military aid to Corsair, particularly wmn, and showcasing high tech UTC Hardware, a full UTC Serviceman’s kit complete with

    Binding Helmet

    Pluvia’s Chestplate

    Void Bow

    Lone Sword

    High Dura Feather Falling Boots

    • DOMESTIC UTC Colonial Actions in Rainytown

    UTC members were attacked in Rainytown last week by three premiums, Chibotle, ILikeToPanic and Pittacus. In response to their attack, the UTC immediately committed war crimes, killing all three young teenagers in the woods. Traumatized, Pittacus writes

    Pittacus: Suffering from anxiety and paranoia

    Then proceeded to change her name to UTC_StolenValor to try to get back at the UTC. Irishkaiser then insisted that we’ve created a subconscious desire in her head to be dominated by the UTC, always repeating words like “she just wants our attention because she craves to be fucked over in a fight”. Irishkaiser was then led out of the room and given sleeping pills.,

    • DOMESTIC SilverTheSylveon dies trying to defend a new player against WBC

    SilverTheSylveon leading a new player around MineZ, particularly in the Midlands encountered Dallas who immediately retreated from Frostbain. SilverTheSylveon continued on as normal before encountering Dallas and Nataliya in Rainytown. The encounter was too much for SilverTheSylveon and he died, but also failing to defend the player he was with, Kooshin. SilverTheSylveon later demands blood vengeance for his failure to defend Kooshin and to restore his family honor.

    • DOMESTIC UTC Consolidates New Territory?

    New Territory gained from the fighting against WBC in both the Midlands and the Westerlands expands the Company’s dominion. Debate is being had as to whether keep our control in those places or not.

    • DOMESTIC WBC Fight Slows Down

    Another week and if there’s no major activity by WBC, then the fighting in the Midlands is over. I’m thinking of calling it, the ICARUIS WAR.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP

    2) US Trade Run Next Week

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