- HEADLINES: Battle for Rainytown ends in Company Victory; Three Regiments are awarded a Battle Honour
- EDITORIAL The Vulnerability of our Situation
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
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- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 56th Mass PvP Event - Gun’s Warioware Emporium
- DOMESTIC Victory in Frostbain Skirmish against anti-UTC Forces
- DOMESTIC West Lazerville Skirmish
- DOMESTIC Irishkaiser vetoes idea of providing technical assistance to Dawn Brigade
- DOMESTIC Sam_F petitions for Combat Classes
- DOMESTIC Yakuza’s Dragonboat Challenge
- DOMESTIC Warped Ruins Dungeon Finished
- ORDERS: *
^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
DRILLS
DOMESTIC
ORDERS
RAINYTOWN, M.L.- Company forces sent to fight back against the anti-UTC bandits in the Midlands resulted in a 6v6 battle that ended in a decisive victory for the UTC with three losses on the UTC side. The anti-UTC camp left their cause and returned to play Ultrahardcore, citing bugs and claims user cyclone_43 as a strength glitcher. Whether by accident or intentional, the Company is not certain and even wonders if strength glitching can be unintentionally triggered.
Three regiments, the 222nd, 95th and 93rd were awarded a Battle Honour for their participation.
Irishkaiser - These past weeks of victories, a marked rise in popularity and of course trading, though glorious and bring more honor to our flag and empire, should not blind us from the fact that for most of the bulk of our population, the school year will begin shortly. We should not expand operations and we undoubtedly will lose our window of opportunity for our political and military objectives in Al Hasa. The only victory the WBC and all anti-UTC can claim is that they have distracted us long enough to postpone our expansion by forcing us to deal with problems at home.
We should scale back on operations as soon as September starts, with the last major operation being Banjo Week which is a non-operation since its main point is to remind us of our roots and where we come from by just playing MineZ normally like any person would. Without all the stuff of clans, sophistication or whatever, but rather as individual players who first started out in the game. Play with whoever you want and however you want, just remember to not cheat.
This is important and I want people to know and appreciate the skill of long-term planning and thinking. My old course in college(which I sometimes regret) is called Political Economy and there are some things there that I have learned that I wish to pass on to you people without having to take on the guilt and burden of what I used to call as the “devil’s work”(as the course may be a pre-requisite for Law).
The ability to discern the future through the factors and quantified elements of today is a valuable skill for leaders. Seeing the results in Frostbain, boogaert complained I have claimed victory too early. But with insight in terms of strategy and of course, knowing the personality of my enemy - I have already predicted the outcome of the conflict and ensured that we played to our strengths to cement our victory.
We are growing outwardly strong and large, but this SIZE IS PRECISELY OUR WEAKNESS and I have seen it. When the school year starts for most of you, our major operations will be inevitably cut back due to population loss and activity. It has been a glorious year, UTC. From even some defeats, this has been our best year yet. Let’s just quietly sit back and scale down operations after September to ensure smooth operations and not cry and wonder “how the hell did this happen?” when we started to not be as good anymore.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Iron Armor Sets
2 Iron Sword
in value exchange for
14 Health Potions
An early trade run that started in Grimdale and was cut short in Yawpton. Imperial Citizen DesiredOne_ was killed in Rainytown by anti-UTC bandits. Kruziikaazjun, the trade run leader immediately responded to the situation and re-geared half of the caravan to fight, albeit lacking in some much needed equipment.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Chain Sets
3 Iron Swords
1 Infinity Bow
in value exchange for
17 Health Potions
Second trade run to make up for the one cut short the day before this one. Led by Ominous and Mr.Pi, the trade run only encountered one hostile but managed to sell out in Portsmouth.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Diamond Sword
in value exchange for
5 potions
DUDE DIAMOND LMAO
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
3 Cakes
in value exchange for
1 Gunpowder
1 Iron Armor Set
Bread for sulfur and Typuzer’s iron armor set.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Iron Armor Set
1 Chain Set
in value exchange for
10 Health Potions
Some guys who followed Dawn Brigade wanted to buy shit.
Some really weird shit straight outta Warioware.
On the 17th of August, the same day a new group declared war on the UTC, Company Forces exactly three hours later responded to an attack of Imperial Citizens Jamwizard2 and DesiredOne_. Company forces engaged and destroyed the anti-UTC forces while suffering one casualty in exchange.
Ominous was awarded a Purple Heart for his death.
Company forces retaliated after _Silver reported of being attacked by two people named FuzzyMelons and niveen. The battle showcased a disgraceful attempt by many members of the Company in the counter-attack, with Ominous calling it “fantastic work”. The video has sparked foreign observer interests and who sent a report detailing the failures and shortcomings of certain Company Members.
Directory member Irishkaiser has expressed the same views, calling what he dubbed as the “shoddy performance of the homeguard”.
Sam_F petitioned for combat classes on the condition of exempting anti-UTC players. The Directory responds with security and reliability issues and differences of culture, alluding to a real world notion of introducing democracy to a place where democracy is not part of the cultural values of the area(ie the Middle East).
beats drums
I still don’t like switching to 1.8.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP
2) US Trade Run Next Week
THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.