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    • HEADLINES: UTC Organizes embargo on two clans for Trade Betrayal.

    FROSTBAIN, M.L.- UTC organizes an embargo list to remember debts in response to a trade betrayal of three Zombie Bows by group Omegasquad and Bullhorns123, a member of Legacy, who are reputed to have hired PvPers to attack other dungeon groups or people in the past. Legacy denies any involvement but overreacted by posting a thread immediately when confronted for questioning and interrogation by UTC members.

    Bullhorns123, the implicated person, agreed to return to explain in private and maintains the position of Legacy’s non-involvement but has agreed to pay the six diamond swords anyway. GunOverdose, has been criticized by senior Company Members for making amateurish moves and decisions on a trade with premiums, known betrayers and distrusted people in MineZ. The criticism of GunOverdose’s handling of the situation are listed:

    • Coming in full gear rather than leather so he’d only lose the trade material if he did die

    • Preparing an inadequate back-up force against premiums, who are adept fighters. One of the back-ups even had an inventory of nothing but ROTTEN FLESH.

    • His plan being akin to wait to getting punched in the face and then making a move.

    Most of the disappointment stems not exactly from his handling of the situation, as it could be forgiven if he was a new guy, but rather his handling of the situation coupled with his 3 year experience in the UTC. Three years of dealing with premiums and he slips even when he knew who he was dealing with.

    Another betrayal by Legacy members against white men also happened today, by reported members TwerkLikeHarambe and Bachelorette(L0VIN, SrslyRigby). Endercreeper_007 gave TwerkLikeHarambe an iron helmet, trusting him and Bachelorette. The emerald gorilla responded with some degenerate premium phrases like “Ily”, which is a CLEAR SIGN THAT THIS GUY IS PREMIUM TO THE CORE AND WOULD ATTACK ON SIGHT. Bachelorette immediately attacked Endercreeper in the church and Endercreeper was chased both by TwerkLikeHarambe and Bachelorette. Only the bravery of Mr.Pi in fighting off the attackers ended the engagement with both sides disengaging as Endercreeper reported massive amounts of premiums logging in. This is his report:

    Endercreeper_007: I was being escorted from Ravine to Frostbain by Pi. We arrive at Frostbain and Kirby logs in. I give him the zombie bow. Kirby waits for his friends to log on as Pi and I linger because Pi needed cocoa beans due to being low on food. Right when I gave the bow to Kirby, his premium friends begin to log in, the names I remember are MK11, TwerkingHarambe, Bachelorette, but there were definitely more around. I notice TwerkingHarambe has a leather helmet so I offer him an iron helmet to which he accepts. Pi and I walk into the cathedral and shortly after I give the helmet to TwerkingHarambe, his friend Bachelorette begins to attack me. Pi and I are both chased out of the church in confusion, retaliating periodically, causing Bachelorette to back off to splash before chasing us again. Pi and I ran to the edge of town by the windmill and exchanged blows once more before Pi gave the command to retreat. As we ran from town, Bachelorette told us to stop trash talking.

    The only in game chat messages I exchanged were with MK11 when I asked if he recognized my alt and to TwerkingHarambe when I asked if he needed one. He thanked me and said “ily” to which I responded “ily 2”.

    The Directory noted Zombie Bows were also the trade item before the betrayal. The second betrayal has confirmed the maintenance of the embargo after some suggestions from the UTC that since Legacy is free of the guilt, they shouldn’t pay for it.


    • EDITORIAL The Importance of Studying History, an Insight on the Betrayals by Premiums.

    Irishkaiser - Trusting premiums last week resulted in a disaster in Frostbain. Trusting premiums yesterday almost resulted in a disaster but the bravery of Mr.Pi and Endercreeper succeeded in fending off the premiums and retreated in good order before an increasing amount of premiums. The problem I have however is, why do you people LET THIS HAPPEN?

    These guys are premiums. It’s obvious what they’re gonna do. Throughout history, we’ve never trusted premiums and it’s always worked well for us, but when we started trusting premiums, that’s when we let our guard down. The study of history is important so that the mistakes of the past can never be repeated in the future, but for some strange reason, even after 4 years of hard fighting against the Eternal Premium, some of you fucks, even the VETERANS… TRUST THEM.

    Banjo Week next week is going to be twice as important because it’s a historical festival re-exploring the roots of the UTC in MineZ. Who we are, where we started and what we’re made of. I can only hope that this festival reminds everyone of what makes us unique and different.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that there is no trade run due to preparation for Banjo Week. We have made about 8 Fireworks as a result.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    7 Diamond Sword

    in value exchange for

    31 Health Potions

    2 Golden Apples

    DUDE 5K LMAO


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    3 Zombie Bows

    in value exchange for

    6 Diamond Swords

    A trade set up involving Omegasquad and will be paid for by Legacy. One unit of diamond swords have been paid for so far, thanks to Bullhorns123.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 57th Mass PvP Event - First Proper Drill in a Long Time

    The Half Mute Minutemen

    GunOverdose

    Kirby5098

    Meme_MC

    SilvertheSylveon

    VS

    The Mighty Drunkards

    Ominous0

    Mr_Pi

    Cyclone_43

    Derussiander

    Round 1- Victory to Minutemen. The battle was at Yongton Abbey. The drunkards attempted to fortify themselves into a building holding their ground. The Minutemen snuck one of their men inside and caused the ensuing fight. Minutemen succeeded.

    Round 2- Victory to Drunkards. Battle was at Devils castle. Drunkards were on defense. The initial charge by the minutemen be was halted by a countercharge by the drunkards. Became a 2 on 2, Drunkards took the win.

    Round 3- Victory to Minutemen. Ominous had to leave. Minutemen were on defense at Devils castle. After basically playing hide and seek, the Minutemen spotted the drunkards, and took two down. The survivor, Mr_pi, ran for the hills and lost a one on one vs Meme_MC.


    • DOMESTIC UTC Colonial Actions in the Midlands.

    Company Forces avenge recent citizen deaths involving Sylveon and boogaert against ScarlettEbi in Rainytown. Also, some other random bandits were taken out.


    • DOMESTIC Company Prepares for Banjo Week

    This week, Company Forces begin re-organizing and moving alts in preparation for Banjo Week.


    • DOMESTIC Siberian Ski Fighting

    The Kelpers teach us how to fight in their land.


    • DOMESTIC boonut retires from MineZ(maybe)

    After thinking about it, boonut wants to take some time off from MineZ and try playing other games. The 111th is now a special detachment under the command of the Directory.


    • ORDERS: *

    1) BANJO WEEK NEXT WEEK.

    2) ONE MORE GUNPOWDER NEEDED.


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