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    • HEADLINES: New Communication Structure In Place - PvP Modernization Still Continues

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- A new communication structure involving the subdivision of communication programs has been implemented yesterday in a trade run. Company members generally found the structure to be conducive to fighting but found it to be a hassle and generally slowed down commands and orders sent from the upper level to the lower level.

    Testing another method suggested by cyclone_43 in where only Officers were to join the Secondary communication was conducted yesterday during drills but the results were deemed even worse. The Company has found that it does not prefer Teamspeak for the Secondary medium and would try Raidcall within next week or any other secondary VoIP.

    • EDITORIAL The Consequences of Imperialism - increased Racial Diversity in the UTC

    Irishkaiser - This is what we do with racial diversity in the UTC. WE MAKE THEM ALL FRENCH

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Infinity Bow

    ¾ Iron Set(missing helmet)

    9 Iron Swords

    1 Heal Sword

    2 Dentril’s Fears

    Pluvia’s Storm

    5 Chain Sets

    2 Iron Sets

    in value exchange for

    67 Health Potions

    In a trade run involving all four regiments and using the new communication system. Company forces started in Grimdale, killed more WBC remnants, moved to Portsmouth where they nearly sold out before encountering Sgt Squad again. Company forces proceeded to kill all Sgt Squad members who became geared after killing some customers while suffering two casualties: Alicethekiller and Ominous. Alicethekiller died because that guy sucks balls and Ominous died because the server did not accept his log out and he left an NPC, causing him to be combat logged. Company forces came in and killed the killer of Ominous, recovering his equipment.

    After some time and fighting, Company forces pulled out after making sure no Sgt Squad member had any equipment left from fallen customers and or members. Heavy scout participation and deaths were recorded as well. Noted in this trade run were the slower reaction from orders from the upper level of command, but a much more quicker and efficient lower level command cooperation due to the new communication structure.

    This is also the trade run where we have a new record in health potions profit. Sgt Squad helped by draining some health potions from that fight. Last item was sold to Dawn Brigade in the West.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 59th Mass PvP Event - Kirby’s Stand

    drill server practice, poorly written by Meme_MC.

    map: yongton abbey

    round 1: meme, kirby, and sylveon VS russian, silver, and cyclone.

    outcome: sylveons team camped the basement, naded, and sword fought, winning the round and getting meme a triple. no casualties for sylveons team

    round 2: same teams

    outcome: a few fights running along the mountainside and kirby winning a 1v1 led to a victory for sylveons team. no casualties on sylveon

    map: stillwater motte

    round 3: free for all

    outcome: after letting everyone else 1v1, meme killed sylveon leading to meme vs kirby. meme won

    round 4: free for all

    another set of 1v1s leading to russian and kirby being tpd back after russian chasing kirby across a river. kirby then hid in a house while meme and Russian fought. MEME AND RUSSIAN KILLED EACHOTHER, SECURING KIRBYS VICTORY

    map: mcionville

    round 5:

    sylveon, russian, and meme VS kirby, silver, and cyclone

    outcome: sylveons team rushed into silvers as they were split up and picked each one off easily. no deaths on sylveons team

    round 6:

    same teams, except alice joined silvers team.

    outcome: same results, sylveons team rushed while silvers was split up, getting yet another easy victory. no deaths on sylveons team

    round 7:

    meme and russian VS sylveon and cyclone VS silver and alice outcome: meme and russian rushed cyclone and sylveon, catching them off guard and killing cyclone. meme and russian then chased sylveon onto the bridge where alice and silver were, killing alice. sylveon and silver then 1v1d and got interrupted by meme and russian who killed sylveon. russian proceeded to chase silver down and killed him

    BIGGEST VICTORY AWARD: kirby5098 for winning a free for all without killing anyone

    • DOMESTIC UTC Colonial Actions in the Midlands.

    Local Midlands Militia encountered the last of the WBC premiums in Rainytown. ScarlettEbbi immediately began suing for peace and asking the UTC to stop killing them.

    • DOMESTIC Legacy Pays Another Diamond Sword

    Player Bullhorns123 has paid another diamond sword, bringing Legacy’s debt to 4. They can either continue paying in 4 diamond swords or can switch to pay for just the 2 zombie bows left in their debt.

    • DOMESTIC Lonely Hearts Club Band turned into a Lounge

    A classy one, not a premium one where it plays bad music and spams bullshit kappa, or “gg” or whatever gibberish the premiums spam.

    • DOMESTIC UTC General Staff to write Manual on new Doctrine for Modern PvP

    The Empire adapts all lessons learned from the conflicts this year.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Refill Powder if you can plzkthx

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