- HEADLINES: Company Forces Extract 2nd Pumpkin Loot in Overgrown Tomb
- EDITORIAL Best Officer Corps in any MineZ
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- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 63rd Mass PvP Event - Drill to be Reminded
- DOMESTIC Mnidust graduates and joins the 93rd.
- DOMESTIC Meme becomes a Company Member after vote on his actions during the 10th of October.
- DOMESTIC 234th Whitehaven recruits up to 5-6 trainees.
- DOMESTIC UNKNOWN [?] General Staff organizes the Pumpkin 2016 Campaign
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OVERGROWN TOMB, W.L.- UTC Forces composed of one under-sized Corps(10) successfully raided and captured the second Halloween Pumpkin loot in Overgrown Tomb on the 10th of October, 2016. but suffered a 60% casualty rate, and communication issues - particularly from the first half where Company Commander Mr.Pi wouldn’t show individual initiative and would try to rely on Irishkaiser for orders. This Pumpkin Battle also modified the Supply Train support role after it was discovered the food items weren’t conducive under stressful battlefield conditions.
The under-strength Corps with overall command of Irishkaiser at first had trouble coordinating the other elements to meet up, further compounded by the LACK OF COMMON SENSE FOR II COMPANY TO MEET UP AT Z-1840 AT THE ICY RIVER(some fucker thought I meant the river closer to the Gravelands), what the fuck kind of autist can’t use common sense like that, thereby wasting valuable food that could have been used in the fight for the Pumpkin.
The Corps took so long that the first pumpkin was already captured, but the admins noted that the guy sort of “cheap-shotted it” by instantly disconnecting as soon as he got the stuff. Realizing that if the guy who disconnected logged back in, he’d die of fall damage and the admins overseeing the event thought that was way too quick, proceeded to refill the loot. The Company does not know if the guy who got the first pumpkin loot would have a clan to back him up or rush to his death spot as soon as they log in.
Company forces were at first advised by Scout Vergath that setting up the South side was preferable, but the Corps came into contact with hostile mobs at Overgrown Tomb and set up on the spot to counter the zombie hordes coming their way. Yakuza, straggling and out of food was killed by a premium, becoming the first casualty, and died like a bitch because he had no food.
Company Forces counter attacked but when ordered to retreat, Mnidust did not keep with his Company and didn’t hear orders, being the new guy as usual and also died like a bitch. Company forces having enough of that shit, killed ACrispydedede eventually.
Company forces decided to set up on the West side and make a supply base, with Pi stepping up to his leadership role and organizing attempts at getting in.
Company Forces eventually managed to penetrate through the entrance and stormed the place, using their equipment to fend the zombies off. From there, II Company killed stragglers and survivors inside and proceeded to take all the loot from the chest and the dead player zombies before logging off after claiming everything, while suffering horrendous casualties. This event served as an enormous course in dealing with stressful and uncoordinated situations, compounded by lack of initiative and poor food supply.
I COMPANY
Irishkaiser - 222nd*†
jamwizard2 - 234th
Chibotle - 111th†
Vergath - 222nd*
mnidust - 93rd†
II COMPANY
Pi - 93rd*†
Meme - 93rd*
Silver -93rd*
derussiander - 93rd†
YakuzaFour - 111th*†
Matt110595- 234th
Note, “asterisks” denote Full Company Members
Irishkaiser - You guys wanna know what’s cool? Seeing two-three fucking Company events running at the same time. It is a testament to the UTC’s boast that it contains the best Officer Corps in any MineZ clan, with events that go on through the week. From individual regimental drills, to ad hoc giant farming groups, from Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, seeing all these going on concurrently give me great pride and joy.
Yeah. that’s all I got. What else do YOU GOT?
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
4 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
in value exchange for
20 Health Potions
A trade run that
I Company: Irishkaiser
1st Company, 1st Squad: Irishkaiser, 2nd Squad: Mr.Pi
The trade run encountered few people with almost no resistance, as expected - Company forces knew this and did this quick trade run to satisfy honor. They did however encounter NielsOnCrack, from Genocide, who have a neutral policy with the UTC.
We vowed to our countries all
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Heal Bow
in value exchange for
4 Health Potions
What’s good, 111kittycat111
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Splash Potions
in value exchange for
2 Cobwebs
Our engineers hunger.
I know you people each do drills, but I don’t know exactly how you guys do it and nobody writes reports.
234th Recruit graduates two week Course.
93rd Regimental Meme_MC becomes a Company Member after being voted in by fellow UTC members who noted his bravery and artful dodging and daring in the Pumpkin Event.
But also kicked that one guy. Who was his name? Oh yeah, Spike. Thanks, Jamwizard.
The Directory organizes a General Staff for the Spookyfest Pumpkin events, placing Irishkaiser as nominal head of all Spookyfest Operations every Sunday and as head of the UTC’s Army of the Recovery. All major Pumpkin plannings and strategies are to go to him.
This is also the first time we’ll implement our fully developed and modernized battle strategies and tactics for the exercises.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Refill our Binding Helmets
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