- HEADLINES: Only Fraction of Pumpkins Burnt After Betrayal in Aspermont
- EDITORIAL The need of an standing Army of Battle-Ready Players
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 67th Mass PvP Event - More Drills, I don’t have reports.
- DOMESTIC GunOverdose sets up Lottery
- DOMESTIC Embargo updated
- DOMESTIC A third alt obtained by Irishkaiser
- DOMESTIC Company players betrayed in Graveyard in Aspermont
- DOMESTIC Army of the Recovery disbands following GunOverdose’s burning of the pumpkins.
- DOMESTIC New Army raised to Defend UTC after premium attacks.
- ORDERS: *
SACRIFICAL PIT, MORDOR.- GunOverdose and Jamwizard2, survivors of a betrayal attack in Aspermont, burnt and destroyed 4 pumpkins while swearing a holy oath to be an enemy of the eternal premium from this time until the end of time(also Gun and Jam called out to our homeboy, Uncle Addy).
The two survivors were constantly attacked by premiums and got what they could in the chaos while still remembering the mission. They eventually regrouped and headed North to finish their mission. Company Members who were killed in the betrayal laughed it off after they were no longer in immediate danger and then went through their own separate ways.
Irishkaiser - A small army proposed by the Directory to have battle-ready inventories and to be at our call should the need arise is imperative. As Company Members call for a second global genocide and mass murder of premiums on sight while invading the Midlands again and or anywhere where we can touch is the current trending hot topic of Company members and regimentals . A new army needs to be raised and funded by Company Members to protect them for just relaxing and doing their own things.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
2 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
2 Infinity Bows
in value exchange for
14 Health Potions
A trade run where we mostly just went and killed premiums.
I get one from the 234th, I get one from the 93rd, and nobody hears about the 95th. Fuck me.
A third alt obtained by Irishkaiser is to be deployed shortly and would help deal with UTC operations in the farthest East.
Company players awaiting to be honored for their role in the Spookyfest Campaign were betrayed by premiums(AGAIN LOL) and were attacked by premium players as they were ready to present them to the Directors.
Army of the Recovery Disbands after GunOverdose and Jamwizard burnt the pumpkins
A permanent peace-time army to be led by a new marshal.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Finish the Manual(order to the author)
3) Placate the people and their desire for battle.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.