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    • HEADLINES: Secret Alliance/Coalition formed by the UTC

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- The UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company assembled a vast network of allies that is colloquially called by the UTC as the Secret Alliance or Secret Coalition in response to Aspermont Harbor last week. The details of the Secret Alliance/Coalition are classified but they were formed by a certain number of people who were disgusted by what the premiums did last week.

    The Secret Allies already scored a number of multiple victories, three of which were decisive and have not only regained materials lost, but have captured more throughout the week after Aspermont Harbor. Motivations for the Secret Allies are as varied as their backgrounds, with many citing that they saw it as an opportunity to repay the times the UTC helped them out, some for the help and intervention the UTC gave in 2012-2013. Others, of course, were motivated by the fun and the drama while some others saw it as an opportunity to get back at what they saw was a common enemy and found the UTC as a helpful ally in knocking them down.

    Details of the Secret Allies' missions and endeavors remain classified until after the Directory settles the matter, but they are UTC-funded, UTC-led and of course UTC-trained and coordinated.


    • EDITORIAL We UTC are no longer alone in this, anymore.

    Irishkaiser - The outpouring of support immediately after the attack in Aspermont Harbor is really astounding to me. At first I thought nobody would care or even help conspire against the UTC and we would have to fight them too, but within a day, about a [classified] amount of people joined and or accepted our offers of an alliance.

    Of course, a good amount of them didn’t accept through the goodness of their hearts, let’s admit… A certain number of them wanted to fight because their group has made a lot of enemies it seems and thought that with our help, we’d actually finally hit them where it hurts. The thing that astound me the most is not just the number, but the diversity of the people who joined our struggle: regulars & premiums, healers & bandits, dungeoneers & traders, staff members & youtubers and even (former) hackers themselves. We literally have all of MineZ backing us. Or at least, every group in MineZ. From the proper bastards in Al Hasa to the leather healers in Grimdale… We UTC, are no longer alone in this game, anymore.

    It was almost as if our investments in MineZ were not in vain. The sacrifice of Miller’s past has given us today. We would sound too much like braggarts to say MineZ has repaid their debts to us, but rather, we are now indebted to them and this is serious.


    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    4 Chain Sets

    4 Iron Swords

    2 Infinity Bows

    in value exchange for

    20 Health Potions

    5 dead premiums*

    A good trade run, but then as we finished, we killed DiamondSithL0rd, Rigby, fubnut, DiamondBrundig and FireKnight1483. FireKnight, among all of them… Seems to be very suspicious with how he can track down UTC players… It was noted since the Spookyfest Campaign and we thought it was admin abuse… But then in this pattern, it just shows him when it happens… Fubnut, Rigby, DiamondBrundig were not with FireKnight but FireKnight keeps finding us, prompting suspicions from the UTC.


    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 68th Mass PvP Event - More Drills, I don’t have reports.

    I attended one but only one round. Me and Gun got our asses whooped.


    • DOMESTIC Lieutenant_Joe made provisional leader of the 95th

    Ominous too busy and inactive with schoolwork. Joe made provisional leader but Irish plans to amalgamate the 222nd and the 95th to become the “1st Regiment”.


    • DOMESTIC Irishkaiser authorizes conventional operations but stresses to keep using Guerrilla Warfare

    We have captured the tactical and strategic objective(Pittacus' alt) twice and captured the political objective. Enough of this sneaking shit, let’s drive these fuckers off because there’s no way we can lose now. Actually, we can just keep doing what we’re doing for now.


    • DOMESTIC Irishkaiser and Cyclone honors the dead in Aspermont

    On 10th November, Irishkaiser and Cyclone avenged the deaths of Aspermont Harbor by placing the recaptured pumpkins on the graveyard. Video is classified.


    • DOMESTIC Army of Observation formed as UTC’s standing Army.

    Army of Observation & their allies already scored a decisive victory after it was formed.


    • DOMESTIC Lottery Results Today

    Only 10 pesos required to enter


    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

    2) Finish the Manual(order to the author)

    3) Placate the people and their desire for battle.


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