- HEADLINES: RECORDED TRADE RUN
- EDITORIAL “Serious Girl Gamers”
- TRADE RUNS US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC: Mattias_2000 joins the Company
- DOMESTIC: Wikipage History Updated
- COMMUNITY: Shit Nobody Cares About
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YAWPTON, F.L. - The most recent trade run(17th of Mid Year) was recorded by Company member ObliviousBob with raw footage time of 1 hour and 27 minutes. Featuring Irishkaiser, Bob, Wolfdog96 Wolfdog’s brother, Mr_Shneebly, and exquisite out-of-camera commentaries by newly inducted member Mattias_2000.
The video is expected to be narrowed down to 9-10 minutes showcasing political opinions and the possibility of user Irishkaiser getting banned, depending on the video editing.
But I swear to God if you want to put that in there and then I hear a Goddamn fucking censor you can go fuck yourself, Bob.
Dunkey - Women…
The directory reports that it delivered about:
2 Chain Sets
2 Iron Swords
In exchange for
11 health potions
A very slow trade run today, launched too late due to scheduling difficulties - the caravan missed out on the sales hour and found excessively fewer amounts of customers.
However, one user reportedly gave us 10 or so health potions in addition to the 11, bringing total profits up to 21 potions in total.
Interestingly, the person also attacked us in the end and after few skirmishes and exchanges we’ve also acquired the person’s head.
Kinda weird and out-of-the-usual trade run.
I’m glad Fart took the day off, man - we wouldn’t have met Mattias if she didn’t. Nigga’s supacool.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
2) Re-activate ALL the Company’s old accounts(total of 3 left)
3) Coronate Mattias_2000 as Clan Leader
THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.