Aaron Leonard https://risingthumb.xyz
- HEADLINES: Irishkaiser Temporarly Resign as Chief of Staff of the Army of Observation, Alicethekiller43 chosen as Replacement
- EDITORIAL My “Addiction” to War, a Psychological Self-Analysis, Part 3
- EDITORIAL The Rationalization of our Battle-Hardened Military Structure
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run
- PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 71st Mass PvP Event - ???
- DOMESTIC Chibotle & Anthobot Surrender and Give Up immediately after string of defeats
- DOMESTIC Monkey EZ, Monkey Do
- DOMESTIC Cyclone attempted daring, outnumbered escape against Cheaters.
- DOMESTIC ObliviousBob Impresses the Company With his professional videos
- DOMESTIC Betrayer was killed by Company Forces in Crowmure
- DOMESTIC UTC Forces defend Dawn Brigade from Premium Bandits
- DOMESTIC Cyclone captured Special Item and Killed Pittacus in Whitehaven
- DOMESTIC Secret Coalition expands, changes its purpose
- ORDERS: *
^HEADLINES
EDITORIAL
TRADE
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DOMESTIC
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ASPERMONT, W.L.- Irishkaiser will resign temporarily as Chief of Staff of the Army of Observation to concentrate on other important issues that need his attention. Alicethekiller43 is chosen by Irishkaiser as the new head of the General Staff of the Army of Observation due to her already handling several important operations in the Army that may serve to reduce the level of bureaucracy established by the Army.
Irishkaiser will retake the role as Chief of Staff when he deals with other civilian matters. Alicethekiller’s candidacy was chosen because she was part of many successful endeavors against the enemies of the UNKNOWN [?] Trading Company, some very important key missions and operations, as such she is well experienced and well-versed in the current major operations against the enemy.
Irishkaiser was later spotted wearing a duck-shaped lifesaver, sunglasses and holding a pina colada.
Irishkaiser - I’m tired, I’ll fill this up later
Irishkaiser - This is important shit, but I’m also still tired.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
4 Chain Sets
4 Iron Swords
2 Infinity Bows
1 Iron Axe
in value exchange for
25 Health Potions
A trade run with an exceptional fighting and events. Irishkaiser was Field Captain alongside Field Corporals Sahlgutmir and GunOverdose. This trade run resulted in heavy fighting with premiums but were easily dispatched by the more mobile and better-equipped Company forces.
This trade run featured frustrating void bow attempts by Irishkaiser when GunOverdose and Cyclone_43 kept getting in his way when he has a clear shot on speeding premiums. For Gun, it happened three times. For Cyclone, it happened once and Irishskaiser, finally breaking under the frustrating accidentally “teamkilled” Cyclone.
The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered
1 Heal Bow
in value exchange for
4 Potions
Silver’s Healing Nights
Regiments do their own drills, but for some strange reason, I don’t receive them.
The surrender came after the week of constant defeats for Chibotle who was the main casualty on the list by the end of December. Pittacus then realizing she’s losing morale, proceeds to “make peace” with Dawn Brigade and also lose Anthobot as well who also surrendered.
Company Member cyclone who was teaching new recruit ExoticIce how to scout properly was betrayed by some guy who got frustrated that he can never advance past the rank of regimental and was stuck in 234th. ExoticIce, the new recruit and who wasn’t in combat gear died to about 5 premiums, after which Cyclone_43 conducted a brilliant fighting retreat, managing to escape. For his actions he was cited for bravery. One of the cheaters(Mullinmen) was later banned, showing how these people need cheats to win. His story is detailed here.
The same clan also got two of their members banned and were asking for them to be unbanned.
Stonewall Johnson’s Own Videos are deemed as a cultural classic of the UTC
The one who betrayed Cyclone and his new recruit was later killed by Company Forces, one day after in Crowmure. The nigger lost 2 diamond swords, his iron armor, binding helmet and some combat essentials(potions, food, bandages) to two Company members.
In contrast to his betrayal yesterday, the UTC achieved much more, with far less men and without cheats.
And also to see how far Dawn Brigade has developed. First heal run, according to Jamwizard, where he has not seen any of them die.
These guys just can’t win. User Pittacus, otherwise known as srslySrsly was killed by Company Forces in Whitehaven and capturing a special Item called the Chill Spike or something, which was a Sharpness I sword, thus making her unable to dupe.
The Secret Coalition has expanded and is currently unsure of its current purpose other than to constantly spy and monitor Pittacus' Gang. A lot of the Secret Coalition has also given other vital intel that is not related to Pittacus' Gang.
1) Trade Run completed. SOP.
2) Finish that special order.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.