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    • HEADLINES: Irishkaiser Returns to Serve in the Army of Observation

    ASPERMONT, W.L.- Irishkaiser finishing his chores returns as Chief of Staff of the Army of Observation and relieves Alicethekiller of her rank. Irishkaiser however, is impressed by the efforts and the missions Alicethekiller is currently undertaking and has let her had free reign while he assesses everything such as new assets, new spies, new developments.

    • EDITORIAL Internet Radio and why Modern Hits are “Acceptable”.

    Irishkaiser - Editorial cut out cause I can’t find anything good.

    • EDITORIAL Burning Cyclone.

    cyclone_43 - Cyclone is better than jam. 110%.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 chain sets

    2 iron swords

    4 Infinity Bows

    1 Iron Armor Set

    1 Diamond Swords

    in value exchange for

    24 Health Potions

    A trade run where it finally oversaw the medic demonstrate its combat use. We have discovered that the medic in a fight is only very situational but at the same time excels at it. There’s also the discovery of the medic being useful for another scenario not for combat but will be kept classified.

    Fights in this trade run involved one casualty(ExoticIce) due to a disconnect mid-attack. The UTC’s counter-attack however succeeded in recovering ExoticIce captured one diamond sword from attacking geared premiums.

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    1 Lone Sword

    in value exchange for

    2 Health Potions

    • TRADE archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html US MineZ Trade Run

    The Directory proudly announces that it has delivered

    9 Infinity Bows

    in value exchange for

    Prepaid

    Jimmy Neutron needs more stuff.

    • PvP Drill archive compileNewList.sh data.json head.html links.html output.md tail.html 75th Mass PvP Event - More Drills, No Thrills. Raiding Al Hasa

    Regiments conducted drills, but once again Irishkaiser is not thrilled. So he decided to raid Al Hasa during SS hour.

    The Corps, under the command of Irishkaiser found and engaged SrslyKryptuss FREEDAGUYZ and shpilled. Fuck me, I’m running out of time. Captured 5 Diamond Swords, a binding helmet, void bow, etc.

    • DOMESTIC boogaert rejoins and is assigned to the Frostbain Regiment.

    Boogaert used the secret code word. Irishkaiser completely forgot until he realized it 2 hours later. He will now ooga booga his way to victory.

    • DOMESTIC Shrauger Refugee Centers set up

    But told to abandon the religion of Islam help get pass the bureaucracy.

    • DOMESTIC Spookyfest 2016 Awards Given out

    More half-assed shit given from Kaiser cause he’s fixing all the backlog.

    • ORDERS: *

    1) Trade Run completed. SOP.

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