- HEADLINES: COMPANY RE-GARRISONS CASTLE COLE
- EDITORIAL “On Personal Responsibility of Officers”
- TRADE RUNS US Trade Run
- DOMESTIC: IRISHKAISER GETS FLOGGED FOR BEING AWOL
- COMMUNITY: I should just drop this
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COLE, BRIGANTE - The Company has acquired sufficient manpower to re-man Castle Cole with ObliviousBob as head of the 2nd Oriental Group and will be launching trade runs from the Castle Cole region to the South alternatively with the Company in the West.
Coincidentally, the next trade run will be launched from the East next week to at least finally sell products in fucking Geuten. Seriously though, fuck Geuten.
Irishkaiser - Being raised from the ranks I know every damn trick in the enlisted’s book and every damn joke of an order superiors give to me. I have both perspectives after getting raised to leadership and one thing about officers being raised from the ranks - they have the best interest of their unit because they knew they were once part of being the the essential but unthanked slop of the community workhorse.
But this isn’t a “Nobody’s thanking me” rant. I bitch too much to make another one. Rather, it is notice to all members of the Company, whether enlisted or officer - you’re important to the machine and what you do does not go unnoticed because it reflects me, which reflects on the Company.
This was why I was flogged for missing out a trade run. I deserted and I went AWOL and justice was meted out accordingly, regardless of my status in the Company - I am still clog in the machine that must be correctly “adjusted” if need be. This was also another reason why I ban further premiums from joining the Company because apparently, to them you can just buy a commission and they seem to awe the non-premiums with the color of their username to only have the leadership of fucking Simmerson from Bernard Cornwell’s Sharpe series.
The good officers are raised from the ranks but even sometimes they seem to forget where they come from and think they’re superior to the rest and evidently just drink expensive brandy amongst the community elite. The best officers are those raised from the ranks and never forget where they came from - those people who remember their heritage and their roots have undoubtedly a better grasp of authority and leadership than anyone because they also never forget they’re not above the law. Unlike some people.
Etc., etc. More bullshit rationale for banning premiums from further joining the company… Blah blah blah, white power, 14/88, heil Hitle- ER.
Uh… I mean…
Yon premiums, whose rule abject MineZ bemoans —
Yon brood of usurpers who sit on her thrones —
Shall look on our community, and tremble with awe,
Where a sons of Monarchs has bow’d to the law,
The directory reports that it delivered about:
3 Chain Sets
3 Iron Swords
In exchange for
13 health potions
Another slow trade run today. We only sold out because we had a hot sale to make people buy our stuff at cheaper prices.
I just don’t fucking know.
ORDERS FOR THE WEEK:
1) Trade Run finished. SOP.
2) Re-activate ALL the Company’s old accounts(total of 3 left)
3) Next Trade Run is East.
^THE ^[?] ^EMPIRE, ^THE ^COMPANY’S ^OFFICIAL ^NEWS ^SOURCE ^AND ^PROPAGANDA ^TOOL. ^AW ^YEAH.